Jasper

Real Cat Hours
25 years old

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@cronchyshark Camera girl is the sole survivor, everyone knows the cameraperson never dies

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@BBJWJgPjFi0iT7N @Anime_W_Trigger Fitting to use this scene considering they were also the voice actor for Maes Hughes.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@TheDeez420 I should probably play again, I was in the middle of trying to get my Mayu working properly, but I got busy in March.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@LoonaHelluv4 Yeah but now we're going on an adventure to Hell to get him back

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@Pirat_Nation My family thought I was weird because I constantly griped about needing to get bigger hard drives to store all my files, they kept telling me to just use the cloud. Now they are learning why I griped so much.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@cat_citrus I've always liked The Lochs Daytime Theme: Songs of Salt and Suffering, it really makes you feel like you're leading the final push for a revolution about to overthrow a tyrannical government.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@slousberry Have it ready to go on my PC, I'm already bad with horror genre in general, and I will be playing with my friend who has Thalassophobia, together we will be... Probably completely incapable of finishing the game.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@AlekssOwO Dead silence while making eye contact, bonus points for continually raising your eyebrow until your partner can't help but laugh.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@SrGrafo2 And then in a recent dev stream Yoshi-P cracked a joke about thinking about doing it again after the Dawntrail release.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@Edward_Linux This is why I restrict who and how I interact with people, restricting my DMs also has the bonus of keeping scammers out.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@Loleczeq12 I'm still trying to figure out how voresky even works, is it basically just a CYOA thing where you pick the path you want to take on a preds profile?

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@Domi_3D Don't tell the other VRChat users, but I've got a face mirror up at all times so I can see my facial expressions.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@VadimYa35764635 Probably one of my earliest traumatic experiences was getting an injection in my ass when I had an asthma attack. But pain wise it doesn't compare to having painkillers injected into my toe for an ingrown nail removal, the pressure on your nerves from that is insane.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@JadeMoontail @telekt04 Just gotta go for it, those kinda jobs are the ones that are usually held for a long time by one person who is largely overworked and underappreciated, but I hear it's good money.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@helldivers2 Helldivers when they see a balding man

[Pearl's Perma Assfat (formally know as Katt Vaness @FemboySnackKai]

"I would ask for more, but I think this was the last blueberry flavored one. Sorry folks, better luck next time!"

(Part 1)
(part 2 down below)
With @SmolCatJasper

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@Tidbitty Oh?

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@Ragna_Cat @daiminutive @snowbleppard Once my Mayu is ready I'm gonna have that outfit too, just need some sort of pinstripe suit and fedora to really get the old timey Meowfia look.

[Jasper @SmolCatJasper]

@Thesociallyawk3 @TegonDrake You can estimate using things like a BMI calculator, estimating for the higher end of normal weight (because she looks like she's strong with a bit of chubby but not much) would result in roughly 26000lbs for a BMI of 24.5 at 72 feet. (11793.4kg and 21.9456m for the metric folks.