Sarah Jessica Darker

Somewhere between I want it and I got it

[Sarah Jessica Darker @Smoods23]

🌞sign: Gemini. 🌙 sign: Aries. ⬆️ sign: Cancer

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

(Zero drinks in) let’s get married

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Just circling back to this because MY GOD do they turn those men into pigs

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

Thomas O’Malley the alley cat was the first recorded hobosexual in history. Shacked up with Dutchess and them 3 fatherless kids for a place to stay.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

You know what 😂😂

[b @taycentered]

rewatched captain america: civil war

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

you're too full of love to be someone's maybe

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

“Does he make your heart race?” a girl asked.
“No, he makes my nervous system rest,” a woman replied.

[Sarah Jessica Darker @Smoods23]

I’m sorry but her song Silver Jubilee is fun and catchy

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

This nepo baby shit gotta stop.

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

The creator of this show blocked me on here. I think it’s because I said I didn’t wanna see no more white titties 😂😂😂😂😂

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

While dropping off her 10-year-old son at Highbridge Recreation Center in Washington Heights on Sunday afternoon, Flora Huang said she couldn’t remember the last time she and her husband had been on a date. As soon as she heard about Parents’ Night Out, a new initiative from the city to give parents an evening of free babysitting, she rushed to sign up. She and her husband were going to grab Dominican food somewhere nearby and enjoy a few hours of peace and quiet. Their son was less excited. “He was all, ‘I don’t know how fun it’s going to be,’” Huang’s husband said, laughing. “But I was like, This isn’t about you. You’re going whether you like it or not.”

As part of his pledge to make raising children in New York City more affordable, Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced this summer that the city would be offering free babysitting for up to 500 kids. For one night only, parents could drop off children ages 6 to 12 at certain New York City recreation centers and get four hours of child care — which, in the city, can easily cost more than $100. “Every parent knows that a few hours to yourself can feel like a luxury,” Mamdani said. “It shouldn’t be.”

At the rec center in Washington Heights, some parents dropping their kids off had dinner plans, but more than one mother said they were excited just to go home and relax, maybe do a little shopping, or get some laundry done. “Every parent needs a break,” said one mom who had just dropped off her 6-year-old twins. “I’m tired.”

Read Erica Schwiegershausen’s full dispatch from Mamdani’s babysitters club: https://t.co/hGsLE4T9QB

[Complex @Complex]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s first “Parents’ Night Out” gave New York City parents free childcare for four hours on Aug. 16.

The NYC Parks program offered children ages 6 to 13 dinner and activities while their caregivers got time to themselves.

The NYTimes reported hat some parents went on dates or out to dinner, while others went home to relax, shopped or caught up on laundry.

📸:GETTY

[miia @miiagarro]

why is it always "shower? without me?" and never "shopping? without my card?"

[melly @sooyaver]

women are so inspiring across every species

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

Posted @ D23 😂😂😂😂

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty today; one of the things he said was:

“I emailed United Healthcare’s leadership, posing as an investor managing $58 billion. Unlike my other experiences with the company, I was contacted back within 1 hour.”

Damn.

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

I’m so glad all of Drake’s best music was out before I stopped liking him. Those old hits are truly unmatched.

[Nadia @nonamenadia]

taking a break from dating to focus on substance abuse

[👾 @noDREAgrets]

Being in your 40s is wild. One friend is a grandma, one has a newborn, one is celebrating 20 years married, and another is dating a 25-year-old. Half of us look 28, the other half pulled a muscle sleeping. 😂 No timeline, just vibes. 😭

[k @ysljennii]

Me after saying I have to lock in

[Dua @Duakz5q]

WE'RE THE FIRST GENERATION OF WOMEN WHO ARE FREE TO DATE MEN SOLELY FOR THEIR CHARACTER & WE'RE ALL SINGLE.