SmoothEnigma/JustSomeNobody 🍪

Why are you here? I'm just some idiot on the internet.

[briiiiiiii @briALTcookiebox]

i wouldnt say it impacts stream much, it does surprisingly impact meet and greets and panels. people knowing me from my Hit Tweets means they recognize my name vaguely- not enough to go to a stream (valid) but if they see me walking by theyll come up to ask wtf is wrong with me

[Bri 🍪 VTUBER // LIVE2D RIGGER! @BriAtCookiebox]

TO THE BRITISH PEOPLE SUGGESTING A KETTLE, THERES A REASON WE WENT TO THE MOON AND YOU DIDNT

HOT WATER IS DISGUSTING AND A KETTLE TAKES TOO LONG, I WANT LUKE WARM WATER

I LITERALLY OWN A KETTLE NOW SHOO

[Bri 🍪 VTUBER // LIVE2D RIGGER! @BriAtCookiebox]

people who dont know me are finding the post and are very confused i guess so ill explain

> i always got headaches, from more than one source (adderall side effects, caffeine withdrawals, dehydration, lack of sleep, stress, lack of food, electrolyte imbalance, etc)
> i accepted “i guess ill always have a headache” and stopped looking for solutions. when you always have a headache, its hard to figure out what is or is not causing said issue because theres no period where you dont have one and after 26 years you kinda give up and stop caring
> by pure chance, i happened to have started taking vitamins, been fully rested, limited stress, and have the correct amount of electrolytes in my body and have no headache and then, the instant i took a sip of my dr pepper, i instantly got a headache within 15 seconds.
> that gave me more information than i had before because ive never had no headache before and didnt know that it was *that* instant, so i did more research and figured out it was brain freeze

now its time for a FAQ lol

for those asking “have u never had a warm drink before” yes, but i always had 4827 other afflictions going on at the same time so i still got a headache. i also really fuckin hate warm drinks so if all liquid gives me headache, im gonna drink ice cold liquid

for those asking now, “well why didnt you say this all you implied that it was only brain freeze causing the issue”, thats bc its an inherently stupid ass situation that is very silly and i wanted you to laugh at me- adding this explanation is smth people dont care about and its more fun to be the Quirky Butt of the joke. people that know me would have enough experience with my humor and also critical thinking skills to know that there is more too it im just explaining it very vaguely to make it funnier.

for those asking, “why are you microwaving it”. i have only cold water right now. my water is filtered thru my fridge and i cant drink water from the tap. it was the quickest way to get luke warm water

[Bri 🍪 VTUBER // LIVE2D RIGGER! @BriAtCookiebox]

granted, when i tried this solution in the past i needed salt so i still got headaches so technically chronic dehydration and headaches cured with 30 seconds of microwave and 1 single mcdonalds fry

[Bri 🍪 VTUBER // LIVE2D RIGGER! @BriAtCookiebox]

Fun fact, for 26 years ive been unable to drink water or basically any other form of liquid without getting a very bad headache almost instantly. i could never figure out why so ive been chronically dehydrated genuinely my whole life

anyway, i found out the reason this week!

…I was giving myself brain freeze. Thats it. Chronic dehydration and headaches cured by 30 seconds of microwaving. i wish i was making this up.

[Bri 🍪 VTUBER // LIVE2D RIGGER! @BriAtCookiebox]

I CANT ESCAPE LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT

[SirSimpalot🐻🎻 |🐯⚙️|🐺🎖|🍪 @SirSimpalot_]

bri...
#DokiClips #briatcookiebox

[◢ Gucci ◤🍍OffKai Expo @GucciTheMod]

I manage this Vtuber btw.

There's always something new with her : )

[Bri 🍪 VTUBER // LIVE2D RIGGER! @BriAtCookiebox]

i know its hard to take online peoples word for it, as sometimes they are lying for content and thats super valid and good on you for not taking random twitter users at face value! its important not to spread misinformation!

if you’d like, you can study my very carefully crafted chart of kinks/fetishes that i made over the span of 6 years in order to properly see if this qualifies as playing into my fetish or if i really do have a temperature sensitivity!

hope this helps!!

[briiiiiiii @briALTcookiebox]

was gonna make a video microwaving my water that ended with me flipping off the camera as a silly joke but the angle at which i have to take the video is so embarrassing bc you can see how fucking short i am bc like look at this

[briiiiiiii @briALTcookiebox]

im having another autistic moment and getting upset im not being bullied correctly 😔😔

i give them so much fodder and these random people are calling me slurs for not drinking water when theres so much more you could bully me for?? they arent being accurate its annoying

[briiiiiiii @briALTcookiebox]

waking up i feel like this gif but its to my own goddamn tweet LMAO

[Bri 🍪 VTUBER // LIVE2D RIGGER! @BriAtCookiebox]

last two days have been very eventful for me on twitter 💀

anyways moving on from that, please help me name this dog purse i just bought- look at him, i love him

[Tumbly💕 L2d Rigger + Model Artist @TumblysArt]

Drawing the winner 30 minutes early cause I'm sleepy !! 🎰💫

The ponygiveaway has concluded and @Zugatti69 is the winner !!

Thank you everypony for joining :3
(post will be put under the original post so people hopefully see its closed!!)

[Bri 🍪 VTUBER // LIVE2D RIGGER! @BriAtCookiebox]

WOAH HEY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW ITS MY BIRTHDAY IN 1 MONTH AND 8 DAYS?

WOAH!

THAT GIVES JUST ENOUGH TIME TO START PLANNING STUFF RIGHT NOW, IN CASE A PERSON WOULD WANNA DO ANYTHING AND NEEDED A REMINDER!! BECAUSE I PERSONALLY KNOW THAT SOMETIMES YOU FORGET DAYS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE YOU HOLD DEAR, LIKE BIRTHDAYS, AND THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BECAUSE EVERYONE GETS BUSY AND GETS A LITTLE FORGETFUL SOMETIMES, SO OCCASIONALLY HAVING A REMINDER IS APPRECIATED!

ANYWAYS!! YES! IT IS JUNE 29TH! IN A MONTH AND 8 DAYS!! HAHA, NOT THAT YOU GUYS FORGOT, IM JUST DECIDING TO TWEET FOR NO REASON THAT I, BRIATCOOKIEBOX, HAVE MY BIRTHDAY ON JUNE 29TH, A MONTH AND 8 DAYS FROM NOW. JUNE 29TH. NEXT MONTH. JUNE 29TH. A MONTH FROM NOW. ANYWAYS PLEASE CONTINUE ON WITH YOUR DAY! I, MYSELF, HOWEVER AM EXCITED TO GO BACK AND LOOK AT FUN THINGS I CAN DO FOR MY BIRTHDAY, THAT IS 1 MONTH FROM NOW, ON JUNE 29TH! IN A MONTH!

[Bri 🍪 VTUBER // LIVE2D RIGGER! @BriAtCookiebox]

GUYS IM IN THIS

FINALLY SOMETHING I CAN USE MY RAINY DAY OUTFIT FOR, IT ONLY TOOK A FULL YEAR AND SOMEONE ELSE TO THINK OF, PLAN, ORGANIZE AND HOST IT!!

[Bri 🍪 VTUBER // LIVE2D RIGGER! @BriAtCookiebox]

i cant wait to make a secret video for only the top 1% of my fans and its a 20 minute long video of me calling them a loser for being a top 1% fan of a fckin vtuber

[briiiiiiii @briALTcookiebox]

guys i made the deal of a lifetime on animal crossing trades, im so loaded- idk why they decided to give me several million bells for one item but like hell yeah dude im gonna pay off my loans hellllll yeah

[briiiiiiii @briALTcookiebox]

i started playing windrose yesterday and i refuse to move on to the rest of the game without building a cute base.

i literally only just got my first ship, i dont even have guns yet. im level 3. the only decor items i have are bowls and stacks of dishes. im dedicated LOL

[briiiiiiii @briALTcookiebox]

HI IM LOOKING FOR GAME RECOMMENDATIONS PLEASE

SPECIFICALLY A FARMING/LIFE SIM GAME THAT PRIORITIZES GOAL COMPLETION, UPGRADES, UNLOCKING NEW AREAS FREQUENTLY, AND HAS LOTS OF DIFFERENT PROFESSIONS/SKILLS TO FOCUS ON.

(so ex: not stardew- bc it doesnt focus on upgrades/goals)