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Wallowing in the muck of avarice.

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Extra Bonus Fun Fact: With no specified timetable of return, Smooth is open to exploring new creative venues and hopes that his seemingly insatiable need to express himself will someday be assuaged.) #socialmedia #SmoothFunFacts #dailyblog #pausing #timeforabreak #rest #recharge

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(Bonus Fun Fact: Purposely stopping every 500 posts, Smooth feels that a periodic pause is always apropos so that he can rest, recharge, and reemerge with fresh reflections meant to amuse the masses. #socialmedia #SmoothFunFacts #dailyblog #pausing #timeforabreak #rest #recharge

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Smooth Fun Fact #1500: Even though he has well over 1,000 ideas at the ready, Smooth is pausing his regular writing for the foreseeable future. #socialmedia #SmoothFunFacts #dailyblog #pausing #foreseeablefuture #500postsin500days #timeforabreak #rest #recharge #reemerge #maybe

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Extra Bonus Fun Fact: Instead of racing around and making panicky purchases, Smooth enjoyed having way less stress during December and replicated a similar shopping schedule the following year.) #dad #Christmas #bought #son #gifts #November #firsttime #proud #extradowntime

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(Bonus Fun Fact: Perennially plagued with a pension for last-minute present procurement, Smooth got his spending spree completed in advance thanks to extensive quarantine downtime. #dad #Christmas #bought #son #gifts #November #firsttime #proud #extradowntime #quarantine

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Smooth Fun Fact #1499: In 2020, Smooth bought all his son’s Christmas gifts in November, a month earlier than his traditional holiday procrastination. #dad #Christmas #bought #son #gifts #November #firsttime #proud #extradowntime #quarantine #typically #procrastinate

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Extra Bonus Fun Fact: Tired of the same overdone songs, Smooth favored the less conventional tunes such as “Christmas in Killarney” and “Mele Kalikimaka”.) #Christmas #8track #BingCrosby #MerryChristmas #compilation #yuletideclassics #ChristmasinKillarney #MeleKalikimaka

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(Bonus Fun Fact: Played from an 8-track stereo with an automatic changer, Smooth recalls Bing Crosby’s Merry Christmas, a compilation album of all his yuletide classics, being a particular standout. #Christmas #Xmasday #youth #holidaymusic #8track #stereo #automaticchanger

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Smooth Fun Fact #1498: While opening Xmas gifts in his youth, Smooth’s parents typically had holiday-themed music on as a festive backdrop. #Christmas #Xmasday #youth #memories #holidaymusic #festivebackdrop #openinggifts #heartstrings #warmfeeling

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Extra Bonus Fun Fact: Elated to experience a small slice of bowed benevolence in advance, Smooth looked forward to December 24th almost as much as Christmas Day.) #childhood #ChristmasEve #anticipation #parents #annually #allowed #kids #onegift #onedayearly #pickany #notthebigone

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(Bonus Fun Fact: With only the largest box off-limits, Smooth gleefully grabbed any offering and triumphantly ripped off the wrapping paper. #childhood #ChristmasEve #anticipation #parents #annually #allowed #kids #onegift #onedayearly #pickany #notthebigone #openit #ripped

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Smooth Fun Fact #1497: To build anticipation for the following day’s gift gluttony, Smooth’s parents annually allowed their offspring to open one present on Xmas Eve. #childhood #ChristmasEve #anticipation #parents #annually #allowed #kids #onegift #onedayearly #pickany #openit

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Extra Bonus Fun Fact: With the light beam stick being the sole successful purchase from the previous year, Smooth bought nothing for his furry kids in 2021 and will only offer them boxes once the contents are removed.) #cats #pets #toys #Christmas #holidays #shopping #gifts

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(Bonus Fun Fact: Despite being showered with surprises on Christmas Day, Smooth’s felines never slept in their new slumber quarters, mostly ignored their chase meowtain, destroyed their dangling playthings, and lost their rolling chimes into the T.V. stand abyss. #cats #pet #toys

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Smooth Fun Fact #1496: In 2020, Smooth spent $87 on holiday gifts for his cats, including an enclosed bed, a tower of tracks toy, a feather on a string, a plush fish attached to a wand, a laser pointer, and numerous balls with bells inside. #cats #pets #toys #Christmas #holidays

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Extra Bonus Fun Fact: Many anniversaries later, when asked by his wife if he regretted her matrimony ultimatum, Papa Smooth replied that he was only sorry that he didn’t pop the question sooner.) #dad #mom #marriage #proposal #couple #dating #years #finally #parents #lovestory

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(Bonus Fun Fact: Intentionally booking December 22, 1973, for their nuptial day, Papa Smooth picked the furthest date possible and still be within his fiancée’s allotted timeframe. #dad #mom #marriage #proposal #couple #dating #years #finally #boyfriend #poppedthequestion

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Smooth Fun Fact #1495: On December 22, 1972, after finally being asked for her hand in marriage by her longtime boyfriend, Mama Smooth agreed to accept his offer if they wed within the next year. #dad #mom #marriage #proposal #couple #dating #years #finally #boyfriend #girlfriend

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Extra Bonus Fun Fact: Staying up super late on Christmas Eve to wrap toys and prepare stockings, Smooth is always exhausted the following morning and usually needs a midday nap to recover.) #singleparent #Christmas #holidays #stress #notime #giftgiving #onlineorders #son #dad

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(Bonus Fun Fact: Since his boy is usually by his side, Smooth must either order items online or sneak in small shopping excursions while his son is stationed at school, baseball practice, or a friend’s house. #singleparent #Christmas #holidays #stress #notime #giftgiving #online