Smooth Sally

I’m Sally the Smooth ER, and I’m running for Most Important Organelle 2018! I’ll provide just what you need, so make sure to help me succeed! #organellewars

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

What a race...so proud of all of the nominees. Remember to cast your vote for Smooth Sally!

[Miss Mitochondria @missmito_2018]

The vacuole is pretty overhyped... if I need water I’ll go down to the caf for some Aquafina!! Xoxo, love urself love ur cell. #PowerhouseGang #OrganelleWars @ApHoopes

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

Smooooth ER for the win! Watch out for our ad soon to see just how cool Smooth Sally really is❄️⛄️ #Organellewars @ApHoopes

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

Go check out the new update on Instagram @SmoothSally1 💚💜💚

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

@missmito_2018 @ApHoopes Wow Miss Mito! You blew me out of the cell with that song! Good job!💚💜xoxo Smooth Sally #OrganelleWars @ApHoopes

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

#organellewars @ApHoopes

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

My Slogan “I’ve always given you just what you need, so please help me succeed” references my diversity in the cell. Based on where I am in the cell, I can synthesize and release different products. And that’s how I give you just what you need😉

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

Talk about surface area!!! All of the folds on the Smooth ER increase surface area! That means our productivity is amazing!💜🤯💚 #Organellewars @ApHoopes

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

@missmito_2018 @ApHoopes As excited for your mixtape to drop!! Gonna be burning up the cell!

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

Classy Sister💚💚 #Organellewars @ApHoopes

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

When you realize the Smooth ER is found in both plant AND animal cells, making lipids and hormones for BOTH! #votesally @ApHoopes #Organellewars

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

@missmito_2018 @ApHoopes 💋xoxo, much love to my favorite ATP producing sister

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

A campaign does not have to get ugly. A campaign can be fun. My campaign team and I feel personally attacked by @RealVacuoleDole and we believe the attacks are motivated by intentions not aligned with the fun nature spirit of the competition. #Organellewars @HApbio

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

@RealVacuoleDole @HApbio @missmito_2018 Thank you for your concern but again our interactions with other organelles shouldn’t concern you.

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

@RealVacuoleDole @MsVacuole @HApbio I know people can be hurt by words or actions like my team was when you called them insecure little girls. I disagree and think that the best way to handle this is privately and hopefully you respect that.

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

@RealVacuoleDole @HApbio @missmito_2018 It is not your place to determine how we feel about other organelles. From our conversation with miss mito after this tweet their campaign team thought it was funny and “fired back” by putting miss mito paper airplanes by our poster. We’re all having fun, maybe you should too

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

@MsVacuole @RealVacuoleDole @HApbio Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I do not condone name calling and was unaware of this tweet. This instance in particular does not involve you, however so I will speak with Miss Mito about this privately. Thank you again for allowing me to see this

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

@RealVacuoleDole @HApbio My campaign team is comprised of 4 teenage girls. They approached you to say that your comment was inappropriate because you’re talking to teenage girls and calling them insecure is offensive and too personal. It‘s true you’re talking to teenage girls but your comment was wrong

[Smooth Sally @SmoothSally1]

@RealVacuoleDole @HApbio @missmito_2018 Smears? We have fun with gifs like all of the other organelles to lighten up the campaign but they’re all in good fun. We love @missmito_2018 and we admire her positive attitude, but we’re not going to change because we’re just having fun and we hope you can realize that.