Adolph “Boof Pack” Coors

James Franklin Believer | Two Sport Varsity Letterman | 12.7 HCP | Go Nats

[Adolph “Boof Pack” Coors @SmoothZyn13]

Toilet paper in the office is so bad my asshole is bleeding what the fuck do I do. Already been invited to taco tuesday for lunch and I am dreading the shit I’m inevitably gonna have to take later. What the fuck

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Anyone have hangover cures other than jacking my piece?

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Haha. Yup

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I can not even begin to imagine a world where I can’t wake up hungover and watch Youtube on the TV and scroll. How did our parents do college without it

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@jimdrunknmiller Gay

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Beer Bongs are so fucking Nelk. Clears Ferda Shotty by a million. #Send

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@uwishitwasbbl Nice tits!

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They should invent a dating app that only has hot white sorority girls who want to fuck you #Lightbulb

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Scenic blue pow 🤙

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Today marks 8 years since I became a man. Time to get baked and cry

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@BigMoBurner Not a thing like it

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@tacodestroyer70 Mom made me fold ☹️

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Let’s goooooooooo #SpringBreak2026

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@QuinGoochy Booked it 3 weeks ago 🤣

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I have decided to give up Half-Sending for Lent. Shouldn’t be too hard for a killer like me. #CatholicsNelkToo

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Seriously considering getting a spray tan on just my feet, how am I supposed to get pussy in my flops like this

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Bawitdaba top 5 songs to get sexual to

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Currently 1v20ing this date party pregame. SEND HELP.

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@Hank_Walden Pretty much champ

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So hungover I feel like all of the blood in my body feels like it’s been replaced with cum

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Non-zero chance Big A has sexual relations tonight. #cool