Dad’s on His Phone AGAIN_BD

Tired But Wired

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Holy crap! https://t.co/yKJqLucHl8

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Looking forward to @realDonaldTrump applying his modern sense of style to the Air Force One paint job.

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@sdut Yes, I am more than “OK” with @DonOrsillo and @Mudcat55 in the booth. The two together will make me hang through bad games instead of flipping around the channels. Your 2017 MLB local broadcaster rankings https://t.co/XbnkcAR6Nc via @awfulannouncing

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Amazing Fantasy #15 was Spider-Man’s first appearance, but that’s technically not a Steve Ditko cover (he inked it, but Jack Kirby drew it). #RIPDitko https://t.co/zux5vjE4mT

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@RobLowe Wait, why am I grateful that you’re not home but missing it? I have my faults but I try to be a positive person...

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RIP Harlan Ellison (who I said “hi” to at a convention once and received a nice response in return, a head nod, I think).

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Huh. I only ever asked my doctor and physical therapist. I never thought about consulting with a newsmagazine.🤔 https://t.co/WIPKhbprNZ

[TIME @TIME]

You asked: What’s the best way to treat plantar fasciitis? https://t.co/ufCCjsl76v

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I wonder if they were shouting this to her as she was hurriedly crossing to the other side of the street? https://t.co/Ap49qwxIK4

[Contemptor @TheContemptor]

Fox News' Rachel Campos-Duffy: "I spoke to some African-Americans who say, 'Gosh, the conditions of the detention centers are better than some of the projects that I grew up in.'"

[Dad’s on His Phone AGAIN_BD @Smooth_BD]

I wish I could transplant my nose hair to the top of my head and people would be like “There’s Nosehair Jesus walking down the street!” and I would be all BLESS YOU!

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@DonOrsillo You know that the HAPPY BIRTHDAY song is in the public domain, right? You’d have home AND away crowds singing for you!

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

This is the cartoon that got @Rob_Rogers fired after 25 years working at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Spread it around like a lice outbreak at a pre-k.

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Keep your hands off my vagana, Home Depot parking lot! @NormCrosbyJr

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@billscheft Wow.

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@LobShots @ZeroChancePod @RJsFro @SDHatGuy

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@SeanClements @tommysavitt - The Tommy Lama

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@DarrellIssa @realDonaldTrump As evidenced by this tweet, the STATED reason is not always the REAL reason. Someday we’ll find out why you felt compelled to send this message to @realDonaldTrump now.

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@kumailn “Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?”

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@kumailn Brad Pitt in Moneyball: “It’s a process, it’s a process.”

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@vulture @meganamram I clicked to the article, no one to blame but myself.