Smooth Traveler

TAMU Alumnus | Imma remain a soldier till the war is won

[Smooth Traveler @Smooth_Traveler]

Forget parties… we throwing adult socials from now on. Positive vibes. Chill music. Games. Finger foods. Wine, wine coolers, daiquiris, margaritas, and dabs of liquor with all the cool AC you can imagine.

[Paris @Aphelele_Monti]

I sit down bruh. Any/everywhere I gotta sit down.

[COOP @CoopPirate]

Been off work 18 days and I’m supposed to just….. return?

[Glo ✨ @gloryyepassis]

@Smooth_Traveler Wow thank you I really really appreciate that 🥹🥰 I’m trying out here lol

[Smooth Traveler @Smooth_Traveler]

@gloryyepassis You are hilarious 😂😂and deserve all the good things that come to you!!!

[Smooth Traveler @Smooth_Traveler]

Somebody please find her. She was hilarious!!

#MerryChristmasToAll @MariahCarey

[𝒜. @cocoalosoxo]

Him: Let’s drink this whole bottle of tequila!
Me 24 hours later:

[A.T. The Dallas Nightlife Ambassador @OhThatsAT]

Hands down, in Dallas, the answer is "Lancaster".

There's only one way to say it. Say it wrong, and I KNOW you not really from here.

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

Retweet if you want to see Beto O’Rourke crush Greg Abbott

[The Battalion @TheBattOnline]

Leaked documents from a group called The Rudder Association allege close relationships with “numerous” top A&M administrators and take credit for influence on a variety of policy changes, with the goal of guiding A&M’s next “100 years.”

https://t.co/HlUdBoHOBO

[Smooth Traveler @Smooth_Traveler]

I pulled all the way up to the gym ready to work out just to realize I left my headphones… YOU DAMN RIGHT I went back home to get them

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

There’s no way to get ahead when your salary increases 1.5% per year but your rent increases 10%.

[Mercedez @MercedezUAZ2]

This should be illegal

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

This gotta be the most accurate TikTok I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭😭

[Smooth Traveler @Smooth_Traveler]

I’m a full bottle of wine in and this #VERZUZ lit 😩🔥

[boyblk @boyblk_]

#BlackHistoryMonth

[Joél Leon. @JoelakaMaG]

word of advice: stop tryna humble Black women.

[Smooth Traveler @Smooth_Traveler]

What a way to bring in Black History Month…. 😩

[Smooth Traveler @Smooth_Traveler]

Lawd y’all ain’t tell me Anthony Hamilton & Musiq going at it for #Verzuz on 2/15. Need to get my silk robe, slippers, glass of wine and a side of cognac ready.

[misstrina♊️ @kaytrinv]

Nah she should go on drink champs and really shake the block.