SmoothieWatch2019

An account dedicated to providing emotional support for JJ Zachariason's smoothie drinking habit. In firm opposition to the negativity promoted by C.D. Carter

[SmoothieWatch2019 @SmoothieWatch21]

Guess who @SwervinShjerven 😂🤣😂🤣

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@LivetheStreamFF IT IS FINISHED!

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#drinkupdoofus

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Watching this on a friends laptop because this is technically pornography at Smoothie Watch HQ and blocked by filters.

[Living the Stream @LivetheStreamFF]

A message for @CDCarter13.

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@LivetheStreamFF @dooberjohnson Trust the smoothie process.

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@LivetheStreamFF No question here....just congratulations to the smoothest smoothie drinking badass there ever was, @LateRoundQB

And @CDCarter13 ? Drink up doofus.
#drinkupdoofus

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@LivetheStreamFF 9 days to go.

@CDCarter13 Are nervous watching the impeachment trials having to think about so many White Russians?

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@didymus @LivetheStreamFF @CDCarter13 We approve of this content.

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SINGLE DIGITS MOTHERF*CKERS!

#9daystillthanksgiving

@LivetheStreamFF @LateRoundQB @CDCarter13

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Drink smoothies and dominate life!! It's what professionals like Aaron Donald and @LateRoundQB (who many say is the Aaron Donald of Fantasy Football analysts) do.

[Hayden Winks @HaydenWinks]

If you want to look like Aaron Donald, all you need to do is eat 5000 calories per day:
Protein (245g): 6 cups of chicken, 12 smoothies w/protein
Carbs (616g): 15 cups of pasta/rice or 20 cups of popcorn
Fat (164g): 7 cups of hummus/avocado or 55oz of fish
https://t.co/iJyJw7mKw0

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@CDCarter69 @LivetheStreamFF @CDCarter13 The wood block is worse. It is strictly for punk-ass bitches. Drink more smoothies!

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@LivetheStreamFF 23 days to Thanksgiving, welcome to the home stretch JJ.

Question: What is the better Thanksgiving scenario....having to travel a few hours for turkeyfest OR hosting the big family meal?

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@peteroverzet @CDCarter69 You hate to see it.

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@CDCostco13 See...it’s not so hard @CDCarter13

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@LateRoundQB @CDCarter69

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@LateRoundQB enjoys berries in this smoothies.

Speaking of Berrys....there are 29 days until Thanksgiving.

#WeStandwithJJ #SuckitCDCarter

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@LateRoundQB has a new bag of fruit. Our boy is unstoppable now!
Listen to this slightly above average podcast everyone!

[Living the Stream @LivetheStreamFF]

Week 8's episode is live.

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@ericbelair @LivetheStreamFF You are always welcome at SmoothieWatch! Everyone is welcome here except for @CDCarter13 who can walk into the woods and never come back.

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@CDCarter69 @LivetheStreamFF @CDCarter13 Goddamn right.

Also - try some frozen strawberries to mix things up!

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@LivetheStreamFF Can the people get a smoothie update JJ? Getting very excited here at SmoothieWatch HQ.