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Bentley Grad who'll climb up the slide and then will slide down the stairs

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Dear @Publix - Why is the Key Lime mini pie not $3.14 for Pi Day like previous years? Especially since you feature it in your Pi day post! I took a special trip today for my pi pie and was sad it wasn't on special. I don't like cooked apples. #DoBetter #KeyLimeIsBetter #Unhappy

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@PapaJohns I received a coupon code in email only to find out it's geofenced WELL outside my area. Why would you get my hopes up like that? #CAPS50butinAtlanta

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Dear @McDonalds - why can't I order an egg and cheese biscuit? Is your app broken like the ice cream machine?

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This #Pokemon has @chefanneburrell 's hair!

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Nasty ketchup on a chicken sandwich. Really @Wendys? Is this what we have to look forward to in the new restaurant? #OrderScrewedUpBADLY #NewLocation #NoLongerExcited

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@PatBrough I took this pic before I got to shake your hand at #CulturalChaos. My coworkers here in Atlanta are envious of the view.

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@SIRIUSXM $4.99 != $5.00. Also, what's up with the bad alignment and font changes in the 0s? #shudder

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Dear @SUBWAY Really? #fail

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@ATLCadillac Why isn't your win count 9, counting all your wins last week? #CantBeatCaddy Wait, it's higher because of the rest of the week of the bad question...

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@amazonecho Can you do something so when I watch @WWE and they say @AlexaBliss_WWE 's name my Echo doesn't get all snippy that I didn't ask things proper? :D

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@ATLCadillac It looks like Mike Row is giving your Pen 15 club some competition: https://t.co/5OrFLamMCX

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@PokemonGoApp Monday Dec 18 @ 10:30 am does not sound like a "common raid time" for an EX raid.. kids in school, people working... #EXRaid #Unhappy #BadTiming

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Beautiful fall day at Bentley! RT if you miss campus.

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@PokemonGoApp So, seriously - who decides when EX Raids happen? 12:00-12:45 on a Friday? When your players would be in school or working?

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@ATLCadillac Happy birthday to half of my favorite radio duo!

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@ATLCadillac @LastItsDallas Monday? It takes 21 days for the concrete to cure. It's just gonna fall apart again!

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@ATLCadillac Here's a comic related to your Alexa story a bit back - https://t.co/66cL2uqFDT :) Miss ya on the radio! Get better soon!

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@PatBrough https://t.co/tCpyPHx6G7 - Be cautious with your Drone videos.. Don't need you going to jail :)

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@ATLCadillac @LastItsDallas I worked at Waffle House on Cheshire Bridge and walked in on two guys bruising their hair in the men's room!

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@ATLCadillac How many times are you going to play that clip and set people's alarm to 330am? :D :D :D