Smudger (the first)

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

[BN @BanditNanna]

There's only one winter football needs a break from.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[Bran @CryptoBran_]

Made a site that tracks gov data in the UK

https://t.co/YJHNs1f5M2

Track
- Government Contracts
- Local authorities contracts
- In depth MP data - see expenses, donations, gifts and more
- Donations
- Foreign Aid
- Lobbying

[Gaz Drinkwater @Radio_Gaz]

Enjoy every second reds #MUFC

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@JeremyClarkson They still rinsed you for the inheritance tax you tit

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@screenrotpod Who’s got the video of him saying this on repeat?

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@ianherbs @MailSport Hi Ian, how much were you paid for this shite? Thanks x

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@ZubyMusic Been in Dubai for 5 years and the Middle East for 10. By far the best city and no wonder people come for a few weeks and stay for years. Most of the UK get a real hard on for Dubai any time there is a slightest of negativity.

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@elonmusk It’s a cess pit you moron

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@footballontnt 115

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@nqatpod Unfair. Him palming it into is 6 yard area was his issue

[BN @BanditNanna]

It's only fair that you have this stuck in your head all weekend too.

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@eljonesuk @FabrizioRomano I know there's bigger issues in the world right now, but Jesus fucking wept. What a load of old shite.

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@alrightfans Garth was all about it too

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@sseagalofficial Hi Steven, regarding your debut album "Songs from the Crystal Cave," there are still many unanswered questions, for one - is this a physical cave, if so where is this located?Or is this more symbolic and spiritual place?

P.S big fan of Under Siege

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@ClubPhotos_ @fayelsmith

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@supertanskiii https://t.co/pE20wbzu3A

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

"Nervous, really nervous!"

Look at what it means 🖤🤍

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@PotnoodIefringe Giving the ‘Come to bunk bed eyes’

[Smudger (the first) @Smudgerthefirst]

@AbsoluteBruno @descarga_bot