Smug Chris White

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

I'm going to walk around like king dick for the entire International break! #scw

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

I love myself! #imbacktop #scw

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Slimani is every bit as good as Aubamayang #happydays #tippetytop #smugchriswhite

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Just follow my lead boys.........can't put a foot wrong at the moment. #smugchriswhite

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Still top! Alphabetical? No...it cause the FPL know who I am #smugchriswhite

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Willis was dead, Spacey was Keyser Soze, Norton was Tyler Durden...figured them out after 5mins, obvious when ure top of FPL #smugchriswhite

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

@realdonaldtrump I am also a statuesque 6’3” Nobody believes me either #girther #girthierthanmost #stilltopthough

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Just had lunch and remembering how Steven battered me at table tennis last night. I'm still better than him though! #thestatslie #itdoesntaddup

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Couldn't be happier about the #nufc takeover falling through! Now we can concentrate on the Champions League place #top4 #stilltop #imstilltop #smugchriswhite

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Morning all ... still top of the league obviously #legend #iamlegend #smugchriswhite

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Happy birthday brother @bendtnerb52 !!!

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Just had a poo, looked and it was in the shape of a thumbs up! Right back at you! #chrisshite

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

I should have a wax model like these two Geordie legends! #smugchriswhite https://t.co/GA3l7MpiO7

[antanddec @antanddec]

Day 1 of @BGT 2018.
Just time for a quick visit to our wax models at @MadameTussauds!
It’s sooooo cold.
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[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

I, Smug Chris White couldn't agree more! #ismugchriswhite https://t.co/lK1lxZUQZU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I, as President, want people coming into our Country who are going to help us become strong and great again, people coming in through a system based on MERIT. No more Lotteries! #AMERICA FIRST

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

I'm actually really good at mini golf

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Top Swinger at Scorers in Shoreditch #onlyme

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

I am perfecting my Golf game. I will destroy everyone at Golf #baller

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

Drove to work this morning, every traffic light was green, must have known it was me #smugchriswhite

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

@TigerWoods Give me a shout if you need any coaching for your comeback #happytohelp #igetallthebirdies

[Smug Chris White @SmugChrisWhite]

@MoneyMikeAshley sack Rafa and hire me, check out my fantasy prem it's my CV #smugchriswhite