Mr. Rensing ⚜️

Sometimes I think a single sneeze could be the end of me.
1992 Proctor Elementary Chess Co-Champion

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

FIFA announcer: “Kansas City is the only town I’ve been in the entire world where the sun goes down but it doesn’t get any cooler”

Yeah dude …we know

[Flea @flea333]

Hydration break can eat a dick

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[OnsOranje @OnsOranje]

Speechless 🥹🫶

#NothingLikeOranje #FIFAWorldCup #TUNNED

[queer and loathing in las gaygas @cantsmokehere]

norm macdonald weekend update joke

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Last time the Knicks won the championship the president resigned in disgrace shortly after.

[Mr. Rensing ⚜️ @Smugg66]

@sourcebridgers 🙋🏽‍♂️

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Mr. Rensing ⚜️ @Smugg66]

@AbuZeenah_

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

Ohhh wow. Grilled cheese all by himself.

[kacey @tastykacey14]

We only got like 10 new sentences left

[Joe Mockingbird LLG LP 1 OUT NOW @xxxtactician1]

One of the most immaculate first listens you will ever have

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

The Egyptian King 👑❤️

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

you see this image and you know something fantastic is about to happen

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

Every time I see an MTG BANGER

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I didn’t do any of those things because I fear losing my dignity more than I fear losing my life. Something you coward losers will never understand. So fuck off.

[Obed @salinechicken35]

Best rapper of all time but it can’t be Big Sean

[Rich Luchette @richluchette]

The President of the United States flipping off an autoworker is a pretty good visual metaphor for this moment in history.