Kenjeray Bennett

[Nori ⚓ comms open @noritar0]

first sentence worded in such a way i thought a kpop idol somehow pulled my GOAT

[Kenjeray Bennett @SmugglingNinja]

@AOC
Inquiring minds want to know:
Who would you romance in stardew valley?

[DRUSKI @druski]

Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

OH SH*T: After the U.S. captured Maduro, Zelensky didn’t mince words about Putin:

“If it’s possible to deal with dictators like that, just like that, then the United States knows what to do next.”

[pannchoa @pannchoa]

Korean pro-gamer Faker confesses that he doesn't believe he's popular with women
https://t.co/F4sGiQJhVl

[Sheep Esports @Sheep_Esports]

Six-time World Champion Faker 🇰🇷 sitting among South Korea’s most powerful figures

The moment took place during the ceremony where he received the Order of Sport Merit medal

the highest distinction a South Korean athlete can receive

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Esports star Faker has been awarded the Cheongnyong Medal by South Korean president Lee Jae-myung

The medal is the highest honor a South Korean athlete can receive

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

A friend told me this story. He said it happened in his campaign. One of his players, a notorious mini-maxer, asked if he could play a golden dragon. My friend the GM said, "Sure, no problem."

Player: "I suppose I have to start as a hatchling and work my way up?"

GM: "No, you can be a young adult, like every other race."

Player: "It says that a golden dragon can Legend Lore."

GM: "Yup."

Player: "I want to Legend Lore the most powerful artifact in the universe."

GM: "It's the Ring of Infinite Wishes, in Orcus's palace in Hell."

Player: "I can teleport, so I am teleporting to it."

GM: "You're in Orcus's castle. A huge group of Pit Fiends and Bone Devils charge at you."

Player: "I grab the ring and teleport away."

GM: "okay."

Player: "I wish for me to own all the treasure in the universe."

GM: "Granted"

Player: "I wish for me to be the unquestioned ruler of the whole universe."

GM: "Granted"

Player: "I wish for me to be unkillable and invulnerable and immortal. And to know every magic spell with the ability to cast them repeatedly."

GM: "Granted"

At this point, the player kind of just sat there scratching his head. He couldn't think of anything else. In the end, he pushed his golden dragon character sheet aside, and got out his dice, saying, "For my next character, I'm going to be a half-elf."

My friend said that player never tried to mini-max again. I guess he'd gotten it out of his system.

[Yuuu - lifeitsfkingmove @tttttyuc]

: What does this Worlds win mean to you?
T1 Faker: Records and numbers are not on the line for me. I'm happy that I had a blast in the game today. KT was able to put up a great performance. Together we made great games today. That's what's matter to me. Even thought we won the title, I want to thank KT for making such a great finals together.

: Any words to fans
: Thank all of you for your support. I'm very grateful that I was able to deliver such great games in front of you. I will continue to work hard.

[Caedrel @Caedrel]

3 TIME WORLD CHAMPIONS IN A ROW

1 GAME AWAY FROM BEING 4 TIME IN A ROW

IM BALDDDDDDDDD

[Kenjeray Bennett @SmugglingNinja]

Never bet against GAME 4 FAKER
#Worlds2025 @lolesports

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[LS @LSXYZ9]

We actually live in a timeline of Worlds where (assuming off-days and/or big upsets) it is actually possible G2 could win worlds.

T1 upsetting AL + if KT or HLE manage to upset GenG, all of the remaining matches aren't super impossible for G2.

[Kenjeray Bennett @SmugglingNinja]

Amen.
The lord has blessed his instrument.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

@CrackerBarrel My racist father in law loves going to CB every weekend but now he refuses to go because you tried to make him gay. While I don't agree with his personal beliefs, you have done something unforgivable, and you shall be sentenced to enternal damnation for your sins.

[Kenjeray Bennett @SmugglingNinja]

@KingofEloHell I just want to be clear; if this true, the alternative is to lay the groundwork for nationwide marital law.
I don't think what is happening in D.C. is illegal, but it is unprecedented and in the hands of an administration willing to break the law.

[Kenjeray Bennett @SmugglingNinja]

@GermanStrands This is a discussion?
Bg3 out here completing for the greatest game of the past 30 years. It's easiest game of decade even over the great title that is elden ring

[Van @vanman_1000]

Yeah, Trump is definitely suing South Park! I’m crying 😂😂😂😂

[Mutsuki Monument @MutsukiMonument]

@Dexerto I did. I made her win the whole championship series. Look at this face and tell me you wouldn't set the world on fire just to make it smile for a moment

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Racehorse Haru Urara is going viral over a decade after her last race because horse racing gacha game Umamusume turned her into an anime girl

The real Haru Urara never won a race, but players are doing everything they can to win with her despite devs giving her terrible stats