Smurf Daddy

Nets Mets jets, bring back rushing attack

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Jordan Love when he can’t face the Bears and Falcons defense every week

[Smurf Daddy @SmurfDaddy420]

@AB84 @Lj_era8 this is how you get cancer in the locker room

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Unbelievable sights in Gaza today, following an IDF bombing run. Never mind. This is from Minneapolis in 2020.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Slavery facts they don’t teach:

Slavery existed all over the world across all cultures for thousands of years

Europe was the first continent to ban it

1,250,000 white people were kidnapped & sold to North Africa as slaves

20,000 black slaves were owned by free blacks in America

Slavery still exists in Africa and Asia

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Here is every US politician in Congress who currently holds stock positions that directly benefit from war in the Middle East:

Alan Lowenthal
Andrew Garbarino
Bill Hagerty
Blake Moore
Bob Gibbs
Carol Miller
Christopher Jacobs
Daniel Goldman
David McKinley
Dean Phillips
Debbie Schultz
Deborah Ross
Diana Harshbarger
Donald McEachin
Dwight Evans
Earl Blumenauer
Fred Upton
Garret Graves
Jerry Moran
Jerry Moran
John Curtis
John Yarmuth
Josh Gottheimer
Katherine Clark
Kathy Manning
Kevin Hern
Kurt Schrader
Lois Frankel
Maria Salazar
Marjorie Greene
Mark Green
Michael Guest
Michael McCaul
Mike Kelly
Mike Simpson
Mo Brooks
Patrick Fallon
Rick Allen
Ro Khanna
Robert Wittman
Roger Marshall
Scott Franklin
Shelley Capito
Steve Cohen
Susie Lee
Thomas Carper
Thomas Suozzi
Tommy Tuberville
Trey Hollingsworth
Virginia Foxx
William Keating
Zoe Lofgren

My report is coming soon. Be ready.

[Daniel Valente @StatsGuyDaniel]

Point differential of all NFL division leaders:

49ers +99
Chiefs +48
Dolphins +46
Lions +41
Eagles +37
Bucs +16
Jaguars +3
Steelers -31

The Steelers right now:

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

I mean…

[Smurf Daddy @SmurfDaddy420]

@Ky1eLong Whom?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"We cannot let British cities go the way of San Francisco or Seattle" UK Home Secretary Suella Braverman has said this week.

[Smurf Daddy @SmurfDaddy420]

@EndWokeness I tried this too lol

[Smurf Daddy @SmurfDaddy420]

@jasrifootball @Justin_Rogers This is what uncle ruckus pictures for white Jesus lol

[JPA @jasrifootball]

#Lions LB Alex Anzalone, who played in today’s win over the #Panthers, said that his parents are trapped in Israel as part of a church tour group of 53 people as conflict continues to rage on, via @Justin_Rogers

“It's hard. It's really all I’ve been thinking about.” Anzalone said after the game.

I can’t even imagine what Anzalone and his family is going through right now.

Praying that Anzalone’s parents can make it home to America safely and I pray for all the victims of the senseless and devastating events that are taking place in Israel.

𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗟𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘: https://t.co/fYZhFZX3EP

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

If the Swifties can get the NFL to switch to all real grass I may become a Swiftie

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

STROUD BOYS LETS RIDE

[Smurf Daddy @SmurfDaddy420]

God save the king and let the jaguars cover!

[Breece Hall @BreeceH]

This was a great movie😂

[Smurf Daddy @SmurfDaddy420]

@ohiotate Maryland should cover the +20 today, but yeah it shouldn’t be 20 in the first place. Do people realize that’s that’s Tuas brother? He’s

[Smurf Daddy @SmurfDaddy420]

@sagesteele See, people will tear you down for this. But it’s good parenting. Also tell her to come back in 10-15 years when she’s got a good guy in her life and they need a house down payment lol

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

My 21 year old daughter, who's a junior in college & also works part time on campus, sent me this text today.
Gave her an A for effort, and told her to have fun at work tonight. Love you, Quinn! ❤️

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

JUST IN: Matt Gaetz said he'll change the motion to vacate threshold IF Congress enacts Rep Ro Khanna reform plan that:

- bans Congress stock trading
- bans Congress from lobbying
- 12 year term limits
- ban lobbyist/PAC donations

Khanna mentioned Unusual Whales in the plan!