Smurf

The only real test of intelligence is if you get what you want out of life.

[. @g9sportsss]

today na my guy birthday but e dey sad

he just realized he can never make it as a professional footballer anymore at 23

the whole thing just spoil

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

I would have more tweets if they aren’t all horny thoughts 😭😭

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

Whenever you visit your parent just scroll through their TikTok and see Wetin algorithm dey feed your mama😂😭

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

Literally.

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

Technically.... Bre@st is also a soft drink. 😂

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

Technically.... Bre@st is also a soft drink. 😂

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Won ti fi lamba gba pata’ndi weyrey

[Faka001🦅 @Fakaofwest1]

How much go remain from salary if civil servants dey buy lunch everyday 😭

[DEJI200222 @ayodejilwl]

I remember when my dad caught me tearing up & begging the girl I was with in 2021 otp, I've never seen my dad so disappointed in me man lmaoooo

[Fuck Pussy🇹🇬 @FxxkPusy]

niggas be horny with no house to have sex in

[kou ݁ᛪ༙ @slashedhalo]

i forget that sex is considered a biological need up there w food and water No wonder being horny gets so serious This shit isn’t a game

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

They don’t wear bra anymore on this ends cuz

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

I haven’t seen a woman pull money from her bra in forever

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

I haven’t seen a woman pull money from her bra in forever

[hali @chattyreality]

@jacerizztarg the thought of him hiding in the kitchen every time a targaryen appears with a dragon to burn shit down 😭😭😭😭

[hali @chattyreality]

who’s cooking the food at harrenhal

[. @ewwwtfff]

Nudes are flowers for men

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

Anyone can smell really nice if they wear a good perfume…

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

big ups to everyone who smoke weed and will never do drugs.

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

@yinkanbaby Going about calling black men niggas.

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

Sometimes I just get ugly for like two weeks. Not like I stopped taking care of myself, my face just Dey do am for plot

[Faka001🦅 @Fakaofwest1]

This video kills me everytime 😭😭😭