Steven Murphy

Freelance ‘writer’ by day. Between naps. Watch telly and drink wine by night. It's not a bad life...

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@clotimms ☹️

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@clotimms These are my gateway to morbid obesity. I am not allowed near them. I had one packet at the weekend when my willpower weakened and chain ate the lot in about five mins.

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@AndiMcLellan So sorry to hear lovely, but what a fighter. Lots of love to you xxxx

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@clotimms Ooh soounds great! Enjoy!

[jack rooke 👋 @jackrooke]

Hello you! The final series of Big Boys is now available to watch @Channel4. Please feel free to spread the word as there’s no huge marketing campaign for our lil show, but I think it’s the best season we’ve made + I hope you enjoy where we leave them 💖 https://t.co/Z4JWLZzshE

[Chloe Timms @clotimms]

Soap fans - tell me what you'd love to see happen in 2025! Your wishes might get included in our first January issue of @InsideSoapMag

#Corrie #Emmerdale #EastEnders #Hollyoaks #Neighbours #HomeAndAway

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@theguyliner Sort!

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@SarahJaneBerger I LOVE this!!!!!!

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@rudemrlang It’s a statement on the vacuous nature of politics.
We decided.

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@FutterAndy @rudemrlang @theguyliner Intrigued? I think you will be…..

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@theguyliner A lot of places, they just come automatically ‘for the table’ even when you’ve only ordered a small green salad. It’s the law.

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@anniewallace Looks brilliant. I’ve done Doctor Who already first thing (like I can stay up until midnight at my age) but about to watch again as live. Have a great night. Xx

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@clotimms Thanks lovely. I’ve done too many nice things this weekend already. I lie down in a darkened room would be the perfect gift x

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@clotimms Happy birthday, my love! We’re a day apart (and maybe one or two years). Have a great day xx

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@mrrobertbrendan @CoolRiderLIVE @MagicalLorna @IAmMelTeaser Had no idea you were there. What a great night. Maxwell rocks xx

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@haurielooper The North? [staggers back. Clutches pearls]

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@haurielooper Amazing. Going again in a few weeks. Let me know next time you’re both in London.

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@clotimms Lovely to see you. Sorry, meant to say goodbye but missed you as I was busy writing about Camilla being immortalised as a Barbie doll. #thatsshowbiz.

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@rudemrlang Ooh congrats. It’s a fun job!

[Steven Murphy @Smurphy71]

@darren_scott I’m on my way!!!