Cefyn

Agile-tongued would-be man-whore and scattergun filthmonger. I like writing things that turn you and me on.

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@Karlski420 @NapalmKilla @GigglingGanon Lots of things said by Americans are things Americans say - that doesn't make it grammatically correct...

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@veryfathomer @theotherdavidh @Number10cat @Ben_Bradley_32 60,000 deaths a year in the UK through medical negligence under the NHS? Can you state where you got that figure from? Can you actually back it up with anything official, or is it just something you heard from a taxi driver somewhere and decided it sounded legit?

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@Number10cat @RupertLowe10 Well, the chief difference between the two is that non-stun or reversible-stun slaughter for food is cruel, but non-stun slaughter when it's for rich twats to have fun it's ok, because rich twats deserve to be able to have fun killing animals for fun.

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@mattvanswol You'd eat your own fingers if he told you they were sausages...

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@TillyTalksUK The Boobs are Back in Town!!

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@Life_of_Chelle Would you like fries with this ooofft?

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@Life_of_Chelle

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@Life_of_Chelle Mmnnnfffff!

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@Life_of_Chelle @FiveGuys Well, there are at least two ways to read that..

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@Life_of_Chelle Black tights with socks and boots will never >not< be a good look... ;-)

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@taftaj1

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@Spank_Teacher Wide-eyed anticipation! Perfect!

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@Life_of_Chelle Oh dear gods!

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@TillyShowsUK *waves*

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@Life_of_Chelle And when they visit for the first time, do they open a Wank Account?

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@aedison

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@TillyShowsUK Still here! ;-)

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@Life_of_Chelle I'm mostly here for the occasional carpentry. The hot mirror pics are just a bonus...

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@Life_of_Chelle >GRRWWLL<

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@Life_of_Chelle Not if it's the right kind of night out... ;-)