Smutsig Slagg

Guys what if I posted an unfunny image but you knew it was unfunny. But get this what if I did it on purpose because it is funny to be unfunny. But like what if

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today I learned new American phrase…🇺🇸

“Motion”

Can’t stop my motion deadass.

[Hive Fleet Dinosaur @HiveFleetDino]

#warhammer #warhammer40k

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

A Tusken watches, agog, at somecunt blasting vast quantities of water at the Lars Homestead, and returns with a story that'll unite the clans into a raid the likes of which the Jundland Wastes has ever seen

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[floop @floopdacoop]

Cyclops: fuckkk why did I cheat I have so much pussy to eat
Professor X: I need twenty child soldiers to fight Juggernaut and half of their powers should be useless
Wolverine geeked in a forest somewhere:

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[❤DiannaHearts❤️ @DeeBeeZee_]

The ominous ass Sparking Zero Jiren door:

[Eris @ERIS_MANIA_YT]

me showing the police officer a picture of my penis because I’m bored

[🌺🕊️Robinkehlchen42🕊️🌺 @TwinkLit42]

THATS CALLED THE WARHAMMER 40k FANDOM

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

World Cup in Toronto will be insane tbh one trip to osmows could eliminate Germany from the competition

[FLY @FLYTRAPXX]

the Nudist Beach squad from Kill la Kill was my warm up for today...

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

Release the costume tests #hungry

[Pivik @zavodskij_02]

HIMEKO 🗣🗣 GET ON THE TRAIN! 👉🚂WE'RE LEAVING THIS PLANET 🌑🏃‍♂️‍➡️ NOW‼️ AH‼️ WHAT THE ⁉️ IMPOSSIBLE🚫 THIS ISN'T HIMEKO 🆘! NO‼️‼️‼️ NOOOOOOO! !!!🙅AH! RULES! 🛂 ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!👊👊👊😭🏏🏏

[lake @LKSGNA]

When The Russo Br*thers start talking about some "Avengers Secret Wars" during 2027 the year of our lord and savior Matthew Reeves

[cerise 🍒 @yfcherries]

Edmonton, Alberta

[UnfamousRadish @UnfamousRadish]

come outside we wont jump you