Jason Smuts-Erasmus

[Jason Smuts-Erasmus @Smutss]

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[Jason Smuts-Erasmus @Smutss]

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[Jason Smuts-Erasmus @Smutss]

Other then sex? Running my boy.. @DrystanHallas

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I don't understand why women spend so much on sunglasses.. I think tinting for the kitchen window would be cheaper..?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That moment when you said something funny, but someone else said it louder and people laughed...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move" - Womens Logic

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I just met you.. I'm really lazy! Thanks for your number.. Drunk text you maybe!! #CallMeMaybeGuysRemix

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Vlut: a virgin that acts like a slut.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That awkward moment when you get a boner while driving and it blocks your view of the road. #EveryDay

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

There's no more sense of failure then having blue balls.

[Jason Smuts-Erasmus @Smutss]

My @Zoogs95 is also lurking ;) @DaneSmutsee @Alandevil @Chante_H @DrystanHallas @JAYvanECK @themangledjew @tmoz_h @shelznel @irfrogg

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Yeah, but I'm different. I'm not like most girls." - Most girls

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Go for someone who is not only proud to have you, but will also take every risk just to be with you.

[Jason Smuts-Erasmus @Smutss]

I heard stan is a ginga :).. @DrystanHallas got emotional during his speech.. made me cry @Alandevil @JAYvanECK @themangledjew @tmoz_h