Smutty Puns

Educator. Lover of satire, watcher of people. Enjoys bullshit. Innovates via thinking, authenticity and empathy in fake times.

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@MissionAust You are QuiteRight Australia.
The first peoples in prison or on drugs. Foreigners on Manus. Greed, obesity and suicide at home.

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@TheNTNews WAIT A SECOND. You just noticed @JoeHockey? He has the political integrity of a plumbers bottom smoking a taxpayer funded cigar. #auspol

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JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE. WE EXPECTED BETTER. WE MIGHT HAVE TO GET YOU TO SIT DOWN WITH CHIEF MINISTER BRUTUS https://t.co/Vl1GAkx8ia

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#emboltenme. I like my political analysis to have #Bolts in it. @Bolt_RSS Good for you mate. Today is a good day for political potatoes. https://t.co/321eCUUP2M

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Wait. We can't let BOLT become relevant because of this... I would prefer bad internet and corrupt politicans #SayNoToStupid #corruptmybolt https://t.co/M9WGPk284K

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Wait. We can't let BOLT become relevant because of this... I would prefer bad internet and corrupt politicans #SayNoToStupid #corruptmybolt https://t.co/M9WGPk284K

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Wow. I’m actually in agreement with Blot? https://t.co/GilDYXZyKN

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I can't believe a staffer would leak significant information to media, then withhold it from his minister. Nah. I'm calling bullshit.

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I think someone did the right thing. Definitley not in the job description. I detect a spine. #whohasaspine #gonnadie #theywillfindu #ded https://t.co/3xpZaQK2bF

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I can't believe a staffer would leak significant information to media, then withhold it from his minister. Nah. I'm calling bullshit.

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@theboltreport Snort. CURRENT AFFAIRs: facing tone deaf opinion pieces on twitter.

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@WeFightForFair Good. Every overachieving political potato deserves their day in caught. #duttonpotatoes

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@abcnewsMelb @abcnews Give him a break. #straya He is the only polly I know who tries. Does the peanut gallery have any better suggestions.

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@corybernardi “Marriage is a beautiful thing..but it’s also a constant battle for moral superiority!” - Marge
Why conservative ham is salty?

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@AdamBandt @brucerossbrc @Cashout Dear #AUSPOL while you fleecing us did you consider our feelings? #byeFelicia #turncoat #STRAYAN Why no riots? #oh #RIGHTcontrol

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@JennaLynnMeowri @DLasaration @JwaiDesign @Cashout Dear #AUSPOL while you fleecing us did you consider our feelings? #byeFelicia #turncoat #STRAYAN Why no riots? #oh #RIGHTcontrol

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@MorpheusBeing @brucerossbrc @Cashout Dear #AUSPOL while you fleecing us did you consider our feelings? #byeFelicia #turncoat #STRAYAN Why no riots? #oh #RIGHTcontrol

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@davrosz @Greg_MarineLab @Cashout Dear #AUSPOL while you fleecing us did you consider our feelings? #byeFelicia #turncoat #STRAYAN Why no riots? #oh #RIGHTcontrol

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@Cashout Dear #AUSPOL while you fleecing us did you consider our feelings? #byeFelicia #turncoat #STRAYAN Why no riots? #oh #RIGHTcontrol

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@billshortenmp I am #STRAYAN. No good at asking. Called 2 psychiatrists 6 times on Mon. Still waiting. Now DEAD. #USERVEIVOTE #WTF #DoUrJOB

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I AM #STRAYAN. COULDN'T SLEEP cos some Bastard a better bludger than me. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WORK NOW? #cashout #Corruption #Auspol

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@MissionAust Sorry in #straya only rich foreigners are allowed to own property. Poor people who need compassion need not apply.

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@CutePetClub @catsofinstagram @SenatorCash Honey first rule of politics #CashOut before they catch you. Do you know nothing?? #auspol we #deserve this.