Ray Smyth

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Got to my car after work and left the door ajar to let the heat out. A gust of wind fully opened it, scraping my paint onto the white car next to mine. Some sexist stickers in the back window so thought fuck it, but I got the bus in today to avoid a potential beating.

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@fesshole What if you're driving the other way down the street though?

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@UberFacts Paintball innit fam.

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@UberFacts Don't pooh in the sink

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@EAFIFADirect Long shot, can I have all my packs I panic opened back? No? Worth a shot!

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@SpotBajpai @TheHorseshoes Got to say The Horses Hoes is a great name for a pub mate

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@RedbournCC Been a while since I've played on the common skip, what groundwork needs doing? Also checking the meet time was 5:15pm.

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@ZwebackHD Jokes mainly I reckon. Made me laugh.

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@EAFIFADirect Whe.n you say you've "addressed the issue with Joe Cole" do you mean you've admitted it's a problem or fixed it? Because it ain't fixed.

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@RedbournCC What a team!

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@RedbournCC @SpotBajpai Christmas present for your dad?

[FrogBox Live @Frogboxlive]

MOMENT OF THE MONTH 🏆

Congratulations to @RedbournCC's Ed Hales who took out our September Moment of the Month with his century in @TheCricketerNVC final at Lord's.

We recorded 4800 highlights last month. Are you one of them? Check inside!

https://t.co/7G3IaFDP9g

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UK Parliament: My petition:

Financially support UK cinemas.

Financially help the UK cinema industry - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/GmOKzE9s0s via @UKChange

[Ray Smyth @SmythRay]

UK Parliament: My petition:

Financially support UK cinemas.

Financially help the UK cinema industry - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/GmOKzE9s0s via @UKChange

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@RedbournCC are still on the up. To get to a final of a national competition and come second by six runs!!! What an achievement!!! Proud of the boys beyond belief!!

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@TheCricketerNVC @RedbournCC Absolute lad!!

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#nationalvillagecup

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@LiveSportsFM if you can give a shout out to the time Dan roe left the club dinner dance early after soiling himself we will be forever grateful!!

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@SpotBajpai These boys are legends, inspiring a new generation of home grown grassroots cricketers! Whatever happens heroes!!

[Redbourn CC @RedbournCC]

Hey there @MichaelVaughan we and @CricketColwall have made it to Lords for the NVC final. We took over 100 of our members&friends 150 miles to Somerset yesterday & are desperate to see them on the hallowed turf. Please help #letusintolords - The Oval has had over 2k in recently!