Honestly I don't know who I'm more excited to become irrelevant, this stupid Bristolian cunt, the lad with the fucking terrible teeth who got weighed in on a train or that silly bald cunt who bought a plastic CL trophy and goes on like he actually took part in the match.
The financial rules of the Premier League are designed to give Man Utd Liverpool and Arsenal success in perpetuity despite on field failure. Despite that the owners of City signed up to the rules when buying the club and today is a damning moment no doubt.
Seriously though, if they’re willing to cook the books for £900m worth of inflated sponsorships, what else were they willing to do to get an edge? I’d be interested in an investigation into the Premier League Refs that do exhibition games over in Abu Dhabi.