Anya Deer

a hilarious comedy writer. hire me to write hilarious comedy. what the fernk

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

does it count as a nut allergy if I get a yeasty boi every time I let a homie brogurt and gogurt

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

Minister really is the devil’s cream pie

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

I’m in my ludo mlado era

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

Girl you killed that apple dance. Call that applecide

[Keith @keithdunn]

Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

Im really just a veggie combo bitch

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

I think this sort of thing is very appealing to neurodivergent brains that simultaneously crave and appreciate clever twists and turns and very clear protocol. Chaos is fun when chaos is what you’re prepared for.

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

I love the #BarkleyMarathons for the same reason I love cryptic crosswords. It may be goofy and idiosyncratic, but all the rules are totally rational and consistent. Beyond that, though, all bets are off and you can expect to be chaotically and creatively fucked with.

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

Whenever a man tell me he tries to “avoid soy” I am immediately suspicious

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

Looking 4 my mr. yuk 🤢🤑

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

Economic literacy is the new language of the bourgeoisie.

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

Hanging upside down also works

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

My nervous system will not rest until I am scalded by hot water and crushed under the weight of a whole human being

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

@NikkitaOliver I’ve been fitting shoes for over a decade, and I have to agree with many others here- find a local spot and get fitted by someone with the knowledge, care, and expertise to listen to your needs and find you your perfect boot. Shoes are so individual and critical to overall health

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

@NikkitaOliver NIKKITA!! Come see me at my family’s spot in Ballard - Market Street Shoes!! We got you with the waterproof ankle support that’s got a rugged sole but still feels like a lightweight sneaker!!

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

call that a spikey profile? nah I just got a freaky lil kiki brain

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

how boring an unoriginal do you have to be to be a depressed teen attempting a school shooting? go to therapy, get a hobby, and do something less played out, for lord’s sake.

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

I have forehead lines bc when I was six I was dead set on learning how to move each eyebrow independently, and now my forehead is massively jacked, I can do a little eyebrow dance, and people always know when I’m skeptical (most of the time) and now i’m thinking about botox

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

@punished_cait as someone who deals with grief through humor, this update was actually kind of a letdown lmao

[KIDAWA @Sallamasally_]

Imagine dating someone who doesnt know the past tense of children.

[Anya Deer @Sn33kyGal]

i don’t need a man to call me a cumslut i can do it myself