SnK Abridged

Bot by @hmuadachi. SnK Abridged episode one video:

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you thiNK THIS IS HAREM OF THE DEAD, YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET?

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You know, I woke up today and I realized... I hate everyone and this happens. Oh, today's a win.

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And it got REALLY crazy when the third guy showed up.

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i'm not into guys with vaginas

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YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE

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I HAVE THE MOST AWKWARD BONER

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last group thought it would be funny to shove a CORN COB up a trainee's BUNGHOLE. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? they were asked to leave politely.

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Alright, aryan coconut. What's your name?

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NOW LISTEN UP YOU DOUBLE DECKER PIG FART

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ARMIN, NOT ALL OF US CAN BE LIKE YOU AND LOVE THE FACT THAT OUR PARENTS ARE DEAD.

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YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE

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you thiNK THIS IS HAREM OF THE DEAD, YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET?

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"But a part of me always wished for some kind of adventure." [Colossal Titan shows up] "Why did I wish for this adventure."

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hello darkness my old friend

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OH MY GOD EREN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIIIT

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[kool & the gang - celebration playing in the background]

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what about you, freckles? where do you see yourself in three years?

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And it got REALLY crazy when the third guy showed up.

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Alright, aryan coconut. What's your name?

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"he makes a good pointehewh wwhwhwhwhhahahah he makes a good point egehgehgehegotsmeeyeahahwha" "haha this guy is grEAt"