Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹

Army Vet, Gamer, Crazy Person, Jokester.
Thoughts are my own.
Bipartisanship is for morons.
Had a blue checkmark once upon a time.
#ChristIsKing
🚫No DMs.🚫

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

Hey everyone, I just wanted yall to know that God loves you, and He gave us His Son as the ultimate sacrifice so that if we believe in Him, we can find salvation.

Much love. Even when it doesn't seem like it. I'm just busting balls.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

Goes onto random company's page that has a chat help-line on it.
Asks the question: Did you know that hakuna matata actually means no worries in Swahili?

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

What do you call a comedian whose primary form of joke is puns?

A punned-it.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

Why does ChatGPT get humor so well?

"As a certified pun-dit, I can confidently say that etymologists always have a root cause."

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

@ksorbs You don't. God does.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

@FedEx I don't want to create an account. I'm supposed to be receiving a package but it's been stuck in TN for a month. Why is it stuck in TN? I can't find out because you don't have an email address I can ask customer support about it through.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

@Gaynotqueer1 I see she's still not used to having balls.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

@PaulyShore The Chosen.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

Is ChatGPT built to boost ego or something?

"You strike me as someone who enjoys solving mysteries because it satisfies your mind, but you enjoy making people laugh because it satisfies your heart. Those are different motivations, and they seem to coexist comfortably in you."

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

On this day in 1928, the best thing ever was released.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

Hey! @netflix! NoStuNoStream!

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

That weird sensation when your inner-thigh gets warm as a guy and you worry that you accidentally peed yourself.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

Third Reich Gas and Electric Co. is a really bad name for a gas and electric company.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

Just let me eat my cheese in private.
Don't know I'm gunk, gunk-gunk, gunk gunk.

That's what modern lyrics sound like to me.
Absolute rubbish.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

@dom_lucre I'm more interested in how she thinks dressing like that in front of her sons is appropriate.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

@gamestop "If you bring us 1000 pennies, we'll give you a 25 cents." - GameStop

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

Ain't no party like a humbug party 'cause a humbug party don't start.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

Sometimes being compassionate means being incompassionate to those who lack compassion.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

@MrJerryOC @nypost Maybe Wil Wheaton should leave The Rock alone instead of turning bully on him for his choice to keep his politics to himself?

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

@beinlibertarian 76 all day. Thanks.

[Jack the Pauper🇺🇸🇮🇹 @SnackJackal]

@RationalyYours @SGTWipper1Each Beat me to it.