Snacky McSnackerson

I just want to follow #foodtwt instead of paying attention on zoom calls. Definite better use of time.

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@gotmilk Can I get some milk too?

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@hotpockets Hot pocket blindfolded taste test face off

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@Wendys Oh that's so cool 😎 #WendysFrostyccinolsColdBrewWithFrostyCreamer

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

Self-care means bacon whenever you want it.

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Hey @BirdsEye what gives? I got a bowl of spinach.

[Bojangles @Bojangles]

Mini Bo-Berry Biscuit pops about to be the hottest wedding trend of 2021

[Smithfield Brand @SmithfieldBrand]

Them: “Eat More Fruit”

Me: *Buys Applewood and Cherrywood smoked bacon*

[Bojangles @Bojangles]

I am:
⚪single
⚪married
🔘Southern

Looking for:
⚪my soul mate
⚪a babysitter
🔘Bo’s Supremes

[Snacky McSnackerson @SnackMachineOne]

@TheRealTriscuit Or when a box goes stale because you didn't close the bag all the way, and don't discover it fast enough to save 😢

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

“what’s steak-umm’s opinion on this?”

we primarily post about settled concepts that illustrate *how* to think, not *what* to think. it’s part of a marketing strategy that attempts to promote critical thinking while minimizing polarization so we can reach the most possible people

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@truffsauce Pop it in truff oil first

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Woot! Got some Supremes! New Bos wasn't out, but seriously everyone should be required to train at the one on Western. They're unfathomably good.
#itsbotime #supremes

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Tell your boss I went to 4 grocery stores to find steak-umms in stock so I could buy a box for the first time in years because of your social media, @steak_umm

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@Hostess_Snacks 🤎

[Buffalo Trace @BuffaloTrace]

Who else is doing #WorldWhiskyDay with Buffalo Trace and a nice cut of meat? #BuffaloTrace

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Mmmm, spicyyyy flavorrrrr @JovialBaconista @BunBunOne11

[El Yucateco @ElYucateco]

T'is the season of giving, snow, and Chri- wait a minute, it's May!

Well, we're in a giving mood so we're picking 3 people to receive a free gift pack!

-Like/retweet the pic
-Tag 2 spicy friends
-Make sure you've liked our page!

Ends 12PM CST 5/14/21 #ElYucateco #Giveaway

[Snacky McSnackerson @SnackMachineOne]

@Skittles 👋👋 hi!

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Today's flavor experiment: different hot sauces on Pringles. Secret Aardvark was a close second, but Truff once again reigns supreme.

[Snacky McSnackerson @SnackMachineOne]

when you're heading home at night and you pass a row of fast food places with their signs glowing and all the cars in the parking lots, and it's like you're driving past where your Twitter fam lives, waving while the kids play in the yard with the front porch light on

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@shari_alaina @ClaussenPickles Pickle soup!