Mark Wilson

usaf - retired. check. boeing - retired. check. now - weedfest. CHECKMATE!

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Sup @george_clinton , did pfunk have any connection to REO Speedwagon’s “you can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish?

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

@GregJohnsMLB Tough season, 35 to go. If you seek a fun baseball convo let me know, I’m retired in Everett.

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Hi @GregJohnsMLB, just wanted to let you know that I miss your every day baseball beat. Maybe a Grandpa/M’s Podcast? I’d listen, even assist in the creation.

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Dear @Mariners, I been rooting since this season began but I need inspiration. You feel me? #TridentsUp

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

After only three days of baseball I’m reporting that not one @Mariners player excites me to stop & watch like Otani, Elly or Judge so I just, “turn my tv off, turn my tv off”! #bebetter #TridentsUp

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Hey @Mariners, you’re almost 50. Ricky Bobby was around the same age when he realized, “if you don’t come in 1st, you don’t have to be last”. In fact, you could be 2nd, 3rd, 4th or heck, 5th is ok. In summary, 50, maybe 3rd and heck yeah. #tridentsup

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

You could feel so much better if you show me how to funk like you do.

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Dear @MLB Mr. Commissioner Rob Manfred, smokers and drinkers built every ballpark. Provide provisions for smokers immediately for the 2025 season. A full day of baseball is easy 5+ hours, you assholes. You currently allow two options; leave or cheat. I’m not cheating. Fix this.

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Dear @POTUS, as your time in the White House nears its end please accept these words of praise … thank you for your service, Mr. President. PS, and give our Veterans another option; Make cannabis Legal. I love you, Joe.

[SAC @stephenacap]

#BOTD Downtown Freddie Brown
8-7-48 Iowa Hawkeye 70-71
70-71 All Big Ten 23ppg 4rebs
NCAA All-Region
Avg 27.6 ppg Sr yr
1st rd pick #6 1971 Seattle Sonics
1x All-Star
1x NBA Champion 1979 🏆
3pt % Leader 1980 🔥 #Legend

[Jim Rupert @kjmr97FM]

@MadScientistFF I think he went by “Downtown” Freddie Brown. Seattle Sonics.

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Dear @Mariners, I bet you’re watching the playoffs just like me? So, I’ll remind you of your obligation next season (48) … you got to win to get in! #TridentsUp

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Dear @NFLonCBS, your Seattle feed sucks. Fix it so we can enjoy giving the @MiamiDolphins our #reign.

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Dear @mariners, it doesn’t matter what uniforms you wear when you play like dummies. Play better! #TridentsUp, ya dig!

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Dear @BillGates, hi I’m Mark. I live in Everett and would like to invite you for coffee & a blunt when you’re free and in the area. You are a fascinating man. I’d love to get high together and share cultural ideas. #LMK

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Dear @Mariners, please re-post the teams Inaugural speech of 1977? The 61 year old in me wonders how you convinced the 14 y/o me to follow this team whose real number is zero. #PowerfulSpeech

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

I’m not surprised at all to see a @Mariners hitter batting .114 w/risp. The surprise would have been him getting a hit. #GOHWT

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

Dear @MLB, please return to players/Managers wearing their proper uniforms for the AS Game. Teams and players will benefit from the exposure and fans will know who they’re looking at. #DoIT

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

@MLBNow most baseball shows should go away but #MLBNow W/BK host is baseball. The show puts the games numbers on display while BK breaks them down for fans to understand. #TridentsUp

[Mark Wilson @SnacksFood]

@MLBNetwork at the end of every BK show he makes time for “the Thinking Fan”. Good time to remind baseball; 19Astros, 20Rays, 21/22Astros, 23Rangers …AL West, best! Come get some! #TridentsUp