Sarah Sakson

Food. Beverages. Sundry Observances. Eagles.

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

Between the conjoined twins separation and man moving a robot hand with his mind, basically real life is now a #GreysAnatomy ep?

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

Dear Raymour & Flanigan, It's not a library if it has only 30 books and has a desk as the focus.That's called an office. #knowyourterms

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

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[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

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[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

@amazon stop screwing with me. Sunday delivery is AWESOME. Getting damaged and/or the wrong item THREE TIMES IN A ROW is unacceptable.

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

Heart Storage Wars and @DarrellGambler #storagewars #bedtimeangercontrol #bringbackdarrell #crappingoutcash @AETV

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

Heart storage wars and especially Darrel #storagewars #bedtimeangercontrol #darrellsheets #crappingoutcash

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

On the 7th day God created the everything bagel and people were like, "Why is there salt on it?" and he was like, "Trust me."

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

Spot 981 at the Hunt. Drinking for charity. Come visit!

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

#BILLING #thatisall

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

Currently trapped in a nursing home due to a door malfunction. #startofahorrormovie #thisisscary #getmeoutofhere

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

M.C. Is such a douche-nozzle I am so glad any association with him is over tomorrow. Dude sucks balls. #sayonaramotherfucker

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

Having trouble texting/emailing because of the awesome intense massage chair at my pedicure #firstworldproblems

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

You can always tell the person on the elevator who gets on to go one floor. Also, I hate him/her. #lazybum #takethestairs

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

Everyone on this train needs to leave

[GRAHAM ELLIOT @grahamelliot]

10 Badass Prints of American Historical Figures, as Depicted By Artist Jason Heuser http://t.co/vEX4NMnB

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

@KevinKozlowski "b/c D only refused to give his name & did not yell "that's a clown question, bro" & run, he did not obstruct" #justice

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

Added to my #vocab RT @SamSifton: Harry Reid calls out a 'Clown Question, Bro' and The Atlantic has it: http://t.co/82SkA5j

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

#POCKETS! http://t.co/bIFRhxH

[Sarah Sakson @Snackson]

Bruising my knee 2 weekends in a row is really interfering with my yoga #firstworldproblems