Criss

Sometimes you just gotta crizz em up

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My dream is to go to a Train Breaks Down show

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Listen 👂😳

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Do you think if I hit the pen right before work it'll be kinda like severance?

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End of the day start of the gay

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You can call me Dean Gus

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Good day to be a friday

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Can you please just match my energy for a second

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They're seeking self validation through toxicity

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You should forgive yourself

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Jordi is kind of a munch

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MAN shut your biometric mass up 🤣🤦‍♂️

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Germ ... 🤔 What the cell ? 🧫

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Traffic was created by the rich and powerful for 3 reasons:
•More air pollution
•Raise cortisol
•Money

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What if we transformed into alligators and howled at the moon together

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Jwapolo

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What if we were lesbians and both pregnant at the same time

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Meatghetti and spagballs

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That snoop dogg song was a prophecy

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@SpaceZeus 💓

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Careful stroking my ego, I might bust

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I'm trying to take a point a to point b car to point c