Snail @,_,

throws the ball really hard around the room and catch’s it like morbius

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

@JacobAress kingdom heart.

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

@ACIDICMULCH leslie nielsen, his ability to deliver absurdity with such a deadpan and straightforward tone is so masterful and hilarious

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

@upsidedown_ace up your t dose

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

@ACIDICMULCH i just realized that this thing looks remarkably like you

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

@CentristAllWay @IRivlin @LeadingReport do you have a source for this or did you just make it up

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

this is such a slay but also why does boulevard of broken dreams big band cover start playing

[djed spence fans delta state @oluwatoge]

DO SOMETHING @POTUS

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

@tortillachipfan women are not allowed in this house??????

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

i hope the rapture happens fr bc it would be the worlds funniest i told you so

[Maranatha777 @Maranatha7774]

The rapture is coming! The Chuch era of grace is ending. Jesus will be removing His Church from this world. It won't be aliens or UFOs. After this, the Tribulation will begin. The most horrifying 7 years the world will ever suffer - the judgment of God! Time to come to Jesus NOW!

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

i swear i’m not big anymore the average height in NOVA has to be different im like normal size now

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

@mikeyfunboy @vini_costam @bklynb4by NO!!! it hit the concrete and with a loud SPLAT exploded all over the place

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

@cuntcel WOOOO!!! YEAAAAA WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

@cuntcel true

[prezoh @prezoh]

pikachu is a faggot

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

I. WAS LISTENING TO THIS SONG. WHEN THIS POPPED UP. WHAT

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

possum in my garage

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

leaving my ppg necklace on before i shower so if she crawls out of the drain she knows i’m sexy like that

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

shhhh girl shhhhh *rubbing tailbone*

[Snail @,_, @SnailShoes22]

shitting so bad rn my asshole whinnying like a horse