Snailfunnies

Best source for snail jokes on twitter!

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[Bongle @Bongle269123]

Hi snail

[Don't @Indite8]

Bitches be like: "stop and smell the flowers"

NO!!!! I am. Eating them.

#SnailLife #JustSnailThings #YepImaSnail

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

whats still coming for you?

[NotLeksa @Not_Leksa]

why didnt i get a million dollars??? the snails still coming for me and im still broke i got scammed

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

my snail sounds like this

[Sodom Agent Orange @S0domAg3ntOr4ng]

my mind sounds like this

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

@goatedkelvin dudes dont even say hi anymore

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

Saw a snail on the grass get snailed in real time

[SCARY Kelvin 🇳🇱 (underscores 2/11/26) @goatedkelvin]

Saw a post on the tl get suspended in real time

[tranny_buddy2🏳️‍⚧️ @sigeon_pex2]

is this the new meme of 2026?
👇

example
bro i didnt eat your pizza bro i swear on god bra
bro:

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

White people be like: "I dont like snails"

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

is that a snail

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

gulp

[rei with a zgreen @markcap911]

salt.

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

@nepetism_ Maybe you should stop being so closed minded

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

HELLO!!!??!?? THIS EDIT!?!!?!?

[Starbloom @Salayley]

HELLO!!??!?? THIS EDIT!?!!?!?

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

Snail everyone

[Snailfunnies @Snailfunnies]

man im thinking about some leaves haha #SnailLife

[𓍢ִ໋🌸*_ฅᨐฅ @unrulymeowmeow]

@karkittykat_ when i crawl around and eat leafs #snale