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Snap: jake_Barnette OU CS major

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

@helldivers2 Oh boy I can’t wait to use these useless weapons and armors for about 2 hours and then be board to death with the game again for 2 months until I get another meme warbond to slog through. I hate that I love this game.

[Helldivers Alerts @HelldiversAlert]

New Rare Stratagem Spotted - S😭ny Review Bomb ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

📹Zips_exe

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

@CUBuffsFootball Trash can university with a trash can coach

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

@helldivers2 There better not be any ion storms on tien kwan or the bots can have it

[HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2]

MAJOR ORDER: All Helldivers are called to liberate Tien Kwan immediately!

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

Never ignore or neglect intuition. Most of the time it’s correct

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

Nobody had this fancy mix amp at the bottom you had a mute switch and that was it

[Garrett Smith Jr @ShadyG]

You just had to be there…

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

depression isn’t always looking and feeling sad. sometimes it’s lack of motivation, excessive sleeping, poor eating habits, unexplainable anger/easily annoyed, low self-esteem, no strive to do things you normally do.

[syd! @Sydneyh2000]

need a pillow that lets me lay on my side with over-the-head headphones

[Ninja @Ninja]

You just had to be there

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

no wonder bandai gave us DB Breakers with confidence. These mfs were cooking tenkaichi in the background. understandable now.

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

The spongebob F.U.N. song doesn’t even spell fun it spells fya and I didn’t know that until today. Lived rent free in my head for ab a decade before I was able to see I was lied to

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

🧀🛻🧀🛻🧀🛻

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

@AStevenson1999 Word

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

My biggest issue with SBMM in Call of Duty multiplayer.

Thoughts?

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

The phrase of the day is “l'appel du vide” - the correct way to say “intrusive thoughts”

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

Two different older ladies asked me if I was married at work today and when I said no I’m single they both said in loud voice “HOW?!” . Idk if they said that just trynna get me to hook their a/c units up faster but it worked 😂😂 had me workin in overdrive

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

Every customer ever: “my a/c isn’t cooling my house very well :(“

“Okay, have you changed the filter in your furnace recently?”

“Ohhhhh yes of course I did I just did a few weeks ago!”

*me when I pull out their filter to see an inch of lint and dust on it*

[へび @SnakeBarnette]

What was bro in the red doin he walked past them all casual then when the firefighters came out he decided he wanted his ass beat too 😂