Californian Reptile

I love waterslides.

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beat resident evil 5 on amateur, finally

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My wife beats me and in a non-sexy way.

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i have a big head

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I am down with taking a leak in the shower.

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Sleeping in bed with Kelly- I'm the little spoon.

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creating a banner for the OC Gay Pride Parade

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BTW Vault 101 is codename for the closet- I'm finally out so time to find a parade.

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has escaped vault 101 and still loves duke.

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is loving Duke basketball

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Is excited about Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time, I'm a real furry at heart- much more softer than scales.

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I am the Snake, I am a reptile and I look like the offspring of the Cloverfield monster.