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[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

Do NOT use @PrimoWater. They are a scam company. We were billed for a water subscription and we never received the order. Even after we cancelled our subscription, they are still invoicing and sending us a bill each month. Luckily @Chase has great credit card protection. Avoid!!

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

“Big Breakfast” says you need to eat cereal, eggs, and donuts for breakfast…why? Pizza, pasta, and beef sandwiches taste just as good at 9am. I refuse to conform to the norm. Outrageous.

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

@AmericanAir thanks for the amazing breakfast in first class you trash can airline. Half an egg and a slice of slimey ham. Great.

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

Going to Starbucks, not ordering anything, and chugging the half and half. Could be the move.

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

If you’re an upscale restaurant and you make batch cocktails…please tell me ahead of time so I can avoid going. Peasant move.

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

Sweet potato fries lol what a fucking joke. Disgusting.

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

Does anyone actually like bagels? *wakes up* “oh man, I need a bread rock covered in cream cheese asap…yeah, a nice plain donut shaped bread but without frosting or any flavor so I can cover it in raw salmon slices” ok man👍🏻

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

@amazon @WholeFoods thought this was a good substitution for a yellow onion. Totally…everyone LOVES Christopher Ranch boiler onions…🙄

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

@Macys Suck my butt @Macys

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

@Grubhub = peasants. Worst customer service in the world. @Grubhub_Care should change their username to @ Grubhub_Doesnt_Care or @ Rubhub because they are wankers.

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

@mma_orbit @JonnyBones @AspinallMMA Put me in coach. I would officially retire Bones and beat the beans out of ASSpinall.

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

Ardor doesn’t do “substitutions”. As if ordering a cheeseburger without tomatoes is a difficult request. I wonder if they realize you actually have to put the tomatoes on…they don’t come with it. Maybe just don’t slice one and add it? Lol. You have a restaurant in Peoria…relax.

[Journal Star @pjstar]

Ardor has come a long way since beginning as a bakery in 2020. https://t.co/cEuRWgMBLs

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

@UberEats this driver is a thief and stole my order of chicken tenders. How can you even be employed with a 54% satisfaction rate? Maybe they shouldn’t be trusted? @Uber

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

True

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

True or False? I’ve never had a corn dog.

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

Hey guys you are standing too close to the baggage carousel

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers accused of sexual assault for biting a girls butt. What is happening? Say it ain’t so.

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

Hey @lyft I’ve noticed a lot of your drivers smell like poo

[Tippy @Snakeboi_Karate]

Hey #Imodium do you enjoy the thought of people trying to open these when it’s an emergency?