Mark Snacklord 🐍

Former WWF Intercontinental Champion and current #6 Dad to 2 snakes.

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@TweetinMary @Southcom Imagine calling a stranger sir because they killed someone.

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@MrMuskOverHere @Southcom @PeteHegseth When will the killeen stop!

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@Stiflers_son3 @reno222111 @RobSchneider Concisely? Let's not mince words, he never stopped talking.

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@kodjima33 @omidotme Why is this prototype still on the omi help page and all the tutorials?

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@red_chem_lite @swartmadison This year is next year's last year.

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@MZHemingway @ClaytonKersh22 No, those crosses are burned afterwards.

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@bmichaels90025 We're.

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@glen_mcgregor "tires made contact" and then the front of the truck magically broke for no reason.

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@JacquiDeevoy1 @helen_barnowl ask your German Doctor if she knows my girlfriend (she's Canadian, we met on a vacation when I was 15).

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@JonCover2 so embarrassing

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Comedy will never surpass Kong shoving a tree down Godzilla's mouth

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I've been on a Designing Women marathon since last Tuesday and I can't see anymore.

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@shinyletters @KatyTurNBC the ole "I broke up with YOU FIRST" game.

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What's up, my Darren from another Karen? (cool new way to greet pals)

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@CariOgden1 @Jim_Jordan You're

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I can't decide if my favorite thing yesterday was the law, or all the order.

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@AmazingRedKitty @realphilhendrie Commiefornia is a really clever burn. Good job!

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@TheStealMovie fresh, crisp content right here. Hot take.

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@TheStealMovie @stvp68 @ali @MichaelCoudrey @cjpearson @RepVernonJones @LLinWood @ScottPresler @BrandonStraka DVD lol

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@playazball hey that's a cool little wordplay thing, maybe I will go get a nice heavy new Buick car today.