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#SnakerzNewzCFBReport Volz are 1-0 and the gumps are 0-1! Cannot ask for a better CFB weekend!!!

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#SnakerzNewzBreakingNewz Great couple of hours for SnakerzNewz supported teams! The Packers land Micah Parsons and The Big Orange land Tristen Keys! Please tell your friends who listen to other local newz! They are clueless about anything sports related!

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While other local media outlets are focused on the engagement of an entertainer and proving their fandom of said entertainer, we here at SnakerzNewz are fully focused on CFB week 1. Incredible slate of games to kick off the year! Take that tabloid talk and shove it! #SnakerzNewz

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#SnakerzNewzBravezReport The Braves have started the season 1-0*!!! Offense and Pitching looked incredible! Shaping up to be a wonderful season! #SnakerzNewz

*(The Braves are 1-0 at home)

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@KadeBSwaggin We have received confirmation from the host team that we will be allowed into the press box! Thanks to the hard work of our many reporters like yourself BSwaggin, we have a name that carries a lot of weight in the Big J Journalist world! #NotLikeTheRest #WeWorkHarder #Factz

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#SnakerzNewzVolzReport We are proud to announce that we will have boots on the ground in the disgusting state of Ohio to cover the Vols first round playoff matchup! Local newz sources will not be there!

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#SnakerzNewzVolzReport 😎

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Interesting. A report about the health of the VOLS Polynesian Prince on a UGA media outlet. From a national media member no less. Remember my brothers and sisters, they do not want to see us succeed. As always, I will fight “The Bear” on sight as I would any other media enemy.

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REPORT: Chris ‘The Bear’ Fallica says Nico Iamaleava is not expected to play against Georgia due to a concussion.

(via @ugasportscom, h/t @HBTFD1)

https://t.co/VNNqA9qaZ5

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We’d also like to challenge anyone who isn’t Vol’d TF up to a fist fight!!!! #ILikeMyOdds #SnakerzNewzWillSwingOnTheHaters #PutThatInYourPodcast

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Volz win and the local haterz are quiet! Season on the line next weekend! Everyone please VTFU! #SnakerzNewz

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Shoutout to one of our favorite employees @LoganUnderhill and his Commodores for beating the gumps from Alabama! We’d also like to shoutout all the dumbasses who traveled to Nashville to watch their favorite team lose to the commodores! #SnakerzNewz

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@Loganw58 Hand up I did almost fight a six year old girl though.

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Uber tried to keep SnakerzNewz employees down, but we did not let them! We are still Vol’d the fuck up! We’re coming back to the greatest state in the land with a victory like we promised! #LocalNewzCanSuckMyBallz

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@Uber cowards.

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@Loganw58 SnakerzNewz did come to Oklahoma with the full intent to talk relentless shit, but they were very nice. Hate we had to whoop that ass!

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#SorryForCussing

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SnakerzNewz is Vol’d the fuck up in Oklahoma! Can’t say that about other local newz sources! #SnakerzNewz #WeWillFightAnybodyWhoWantsIt #VTFU

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SnakerzNewz is happy to report we will have boots on the ground in Norman! We will be coming back with a victory! #SnakerzNewz #TheLastOfTheVolhicans #RoadWarriorz

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We want local kids to play together while they grow up, but when we try to make it happen, it’s a crime and everyone should be fired! Use your brain! We want to win at all costs! Feelings be damned!!

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SnakerzNewz is thinking about starting a podcast! It seems if you talk into low-grade mics and raise your voice, your opinions gain credibility!

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#SnakerzNewzFaithful We appreciate those of you who have stuck with us. We apologize for our long break between Newz reports, but these stories don’t break themselves. We promise we are hard at work! #Grinding #BetterThanOurCompetition #Trust #Journalism