Jake the Snake

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[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

@Chimcharlover13 @kilbyworld Wow i wonder what they have in common that could make you despise them

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

Pavit and jessel should have been on Love on the Spectrum instead

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

@GraceRandolph @SaturnRisin9 YOU WILL REMEMBER HER!!

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

HOPE

[Unrig LA @UnrigLA]

Mayor-elect Nithya Raman’s remarks

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

@AhmedMoor Welcome to the senate

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

@BravoCal2026 The fuck is wrong with you? Lets see what you look like gorg

[Anti @antipiker]

oh here comes mr fat dick

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

@themehmooni

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

@JBKSchlossberg Oh god youre spineless

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

Im gonna say something daring.
The iPhone duo fucking sucks. I have had it for a few days and I cannot believe apple released it. There are SO many consistency related issues with the software (apples and others) across the board.

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

@LAmag The government shouldnt be murdering people

[Nithya Raman @nithyavraman]

Los Angeles, I am deeply honored to be your next mayor.

I just spoke with Mayor Bass and expressed my deepest gratitude for her leadership and decades of service. Los Angeles would not be the city it is today without her.

I love this city. I believe in its people. The work ahead will be hard, and change will take time. And together, we are going to build a future as extraordinary as the city we call home.

Thank you, LA. Let’s get to work.

[Covie @covie_93]

Out here worried about trump vetoing everything Dems pass when all Dems need to do is send Abdul El-Sayed to the White House in a tight pants and shirt to meet with trump for 2 seconds and that man will not remember what a veto is.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Democratic socialist Nithya Raman unseats Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, NBC News projects, another win for the left in a major city. https://t.co/Vh0w73XTIr

[Clavicular @clavicular]

I bet this took a while to type since you have sausage fingers fattie. Didnt read a word.

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

Everyone in LA is gay now. Sorry thems the rules.

[Decision Desk HQ @DecisionDeskHQ]

Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan General Election

#DecisionMade: 7:49 PM EST

Follow live results here: https://t.co/1kpbRZUYUv

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

BYE BYE @GregAbbott_TX

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

@cameron_arcand “In this election, I’m asking you to pretend, please, that I’m on the ballot. Just pretend,” -Trump

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

okay don’t kill the fucking vibe

[Jake the Snake @SnakeyJake]

Wow shes still talking about charlie?

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

Fucking bloodbath.