Kyle Phillips

Too weird to live, to rare to die.

[Kyle Phillips @SnapKizzlePop]

Drake: Bottles on me, long as someone drink it.

Me: That won't be a problem.

#Drake #Drizzy #Over

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Anyone else think @kanyewest is just doing / saying some crazy shit cause he got new music coming out & wants some hype back or am I alone...?
#Yeezy #KanyeWest #Yeezus #KidCudi

[Kyle Phillips @SnapKizzlePop]

Sometimes when I'm at the gym, I weigh myself. If later I let out a decent sized fart, I re-weigh myself. It's science.
#readabook

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I was doing some abs at the gym, burped & accidentally threw up in my mouth.
#acidreflex #amiright #haventtweetedinaminute

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If It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia doesn't do an episode this season about the Eagles winning the Superbowl, then they're doing it wrong.
@alwayssunny #Eagles #ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia #SuperBowlLII

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@TheAbillity *way up...?

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Trump says his nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jung Un's, but that's only because he has small hands.
#smallhands #trump #dickmeasuringcontest #wefucked

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That at home alone comfort you feel when there's no one else in the gym followed by that shocked, awkward feeling when you realize you're not the only 1 in the gym, but you're already half naked cause you live alone and hate clothes.
#boxerbriefs #holdsitalltogether

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New dance video up on my YouTube page!!! (phillyky10)

#kylephillipschoreography #dance #hiphopdance #hiphop #midwestvision #mwvision

https://t.co/eP8WXAnN62

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I feel like people missed an amazing opportunity & instead of "boob sweat" it should have been "humidititties."
#missedopportunities #boobs

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I feel like every girl who puts out a twerk video is a skinny white girl... WHERE DA THICK TWERKERS AT?!?!
#twerk #butreallydoe

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I would say Nelly is in quite a Dilemma with these rape charges. Guess he's running low on Pimp Juice.
I'll see myself out...
#Nelly

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@StyleDoctorsUSA @MenswearDeals @menswearhouse @Burton_Menswear @ASOS_Menswear @OxygenStyle @menstylefashion @mensfashionmag @Mens_FashionTO Sooooo I need a blazer & leather shoes. I think that's what you're telling me.

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"You see, there's leaders & there's followers, but I'd rather be a dick than a swallower."
-Kanye West

#kanyewest #yeezus #newslaves

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We had some pretty wild thoughts at @mwvisiondance practice last night. (See what I did there?… https://t.co/lfwZd56kgS

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Think the 50+ y/o Mexican lady who cleans my gym likes me. How do you say "I'm flatered, but not interested" in Spanish?
#flatered #blushing

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No matter the mood or what I'm doin, I'm always in the mood for this tune.
#childishgambino #redbone #peanutbutterchocolatecakewithkoolaid

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"A bank is just a paper bag, but with fancier walls."
-Nick Miller, New Girl

#NewGirl #NewGirlquotes

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When my life starts going bad, I begin to question if it's because I never forwarded those chain letters I got in the '90s.
#forwardforluck

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Why's it called a "building" when it's already built...?

#kylethoughts #mybrainhurts