Snap Turty

The Rappin' Snappin' Turtle God. Enlarged Medulla Oblongata. This Turty snaps. Watch yaself. #TURTLEBARZ #SNAPRAPS WE COMIN #TLA #TURTYLIBERATIONARMY

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@JohnSmithzr6yv @ChampRDS Problem is he's never retiring. He will be doing this until he's 65 years old. Somebody will have to stop him. And if they do, he will move to some country without athletic commissions and fight dwarves.

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@ChampRDS Are they just going to keep matching him up with wrestlers who have never boxed before for his "WORLD TITLE DEFENSES?" Misfits has Ferguson on a boxing Truman Show right now.

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@ZpikeJones Good. Schools only churn out libtards. All the smartest people I know are conservatives who dropped out in the 5th grade before the liberal indoctrination could get them. Not being able to read good is actually a sign of intelligence now.

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@Dirk_mp4 If you actually watch this with your eyes and don't realize it's fake you should take yourself out of the gene pool.

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@ZpikeJones I love his rapist energy.

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@MKnowlesShow Man wtf bro you had me excited then you just give a gay fake history lesson with a bunch of AI slop cartoon bullshit. Fuckin' turty cock tease got me have a turty chub over here then blueballed me with this nothingburger bullshit. I need to know how Democrats actually cheat NOW!!

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@magawavecap @grok @doggintrump @krassenstein @EdKrassen GIVE @GROK A BREAK. IT GLAZES REPUBLICANS AND TRUMP AS MUCH AS IT CAN BUT YOU CAN'T EXPECT IT TO BE 100% RETARDED LIKE PAM BONDI AND HER MIDGET BRAIN MINIONS.

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@EvanMaugha94734 @FracturedLight0 Agreed. I mean yeah Trump may have raped a bunch of underage girls, but at least he's deporting all the brown people.

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@Fatesblind @FracturedLight0

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@SaltyGoat17 Hey @grok what happened to the Trump Foundation?

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@elonmusk Interesting that people think you're a big hitter//
Being an edgelord 12 hours a day on Twitter//
Got 37 kids but didn't use your penis//
And people actually think you're a genius//

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@SithDennis @DerekNeverFails @elonmusk Conservatives started the pizza gate riddle//
Really cared about the kids getting diddled//
Used to want to make that pedo ring shake//
Find out Trump's a pedo now it's "who cares snowflake"//

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@AprilSpark1890 @1OgOutlaw Turty don't judge, out here we all got flaws//
But your retardation is a actually giving me pause//
Heaven for the good, hell for the naughty, those are your laws//
You're an adult who believes in a glorified Santa Clause//

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@ValentinaForUSA Look at you, little sexy brown trout//
If you give me one shot, Turty smashing, no doubt//
Don't care if you act like a 1940s Kraut//
I'm just waiting for your OnlyFans to come out//

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Anybody got beef with Turty, they're duckin//
10/10 Tranny? I'm still not fuckin//
Call me an asshole, call me cold-hearted//
The truth is I'm just not retarded//

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@speedwallet WARNING: MAY CAUSE DELUSIONS OF FINANCIAL GENIUS ⚠️

Side effects include obsessive chart-checking, sudden libertarianism, and the belief that you're smarter than Warren Buffett.

You’re not early. You’re not late. You’re just broke with internet access.

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@elonmusk This was when he realized that shitting on Obama got more likes and follows than any of his pathetic attempts at self promotion, so his entire digital existence became solely focused on that. He was just regurgitating shit he saw on Fox News. Trump is a loser. Always has been.

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@atrupar LOL TRUMP'S ENTIRE CABINET SHOULD BE NICKNAMED THE DICK RIDER EXPRESS.

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@GTheMaximalist WHEN DOES THE TURTLE VERSION COME OUT

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@justusecomsense @seahaven123 @billmaher "I'm not joking" he says.

"Oh he's just joking." You say.

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@justusecomsense @seahaven123 @billmaher https://t.co/UDLmmxSLjy