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Full time pessimist, part time pissy mess. Dopamine helps me be less a mean dope! Möbius' strip club, Schrödinger's cat call! Joanie loves tchotchke ✌X Machina

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@cliffordlevy @Anomaly100 @nytimes @realDonaldTrump "Trump phenomena" also referred to as Reichskristallnacht Kristallnacht if you're nasty!

[Tony - Resistance @TonyHussein4]

Senate Republicans Rick Scott, Lindsey Graham, Ron Johnson, and Mike Lee have all said they want to gut/end Social Security and Medicare, and Medicaid. Former VP Mike Pence wants cuts to SS and Medicare. Governor Ron DeSantis supports privatizing Social Security and Medicare.

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@ETRAYDE But HE IS STEALING MONEY, Blanche! Dude intentionally fouled out so he didn't have to be on the court! If only he scored baskets like he did with ww.

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@JAMALIGLE IMO. But...what do I know?

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@JAMALIGLE But...and hear me out, THAT'S why he IS the greatest superhero in the Marvel Universe. He's not the self professed "Best there is at what I do," but he does what he has to do, the best. More self-deprecating than self-defeating, because overcoming doubt is what makes us all great

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@ErikJLarsen Yup. 100% sober that one. Alcohol and stupid don't mix.

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@joejoe11356 @AlphaTalking @MarvlUpdates Also, the double "cowardice," chef's kiss. It doesn't get any not more better. But again, be well. Safe travel.

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@joejoe11356 @AlphaTalking @MarvlUpdates Word to the wise, and you can take it for what it's worth, but any sentence that contains, "And that's the problem with Black people!" or any variation thereof will more than likely fall upon deaf ears. And far be it from me to buck tradition. I wish you well in your travels.

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@thegates0fmel And technically, a male "mermaid" would be a mer-man. But, I don't imagine the idiosyncrasies of imaginary, aquatic life is germain to his point. But better to s*** on love than to never have loved at all.

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@BillyCorben Hey! Anybody over a certain age remember the phrase, "And don't show your color!"

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[Lauren @atx_lauren]

@RoundRockISD For the public record. Trustee Weston stating she will ask her doctor to falsify medical records so her kids don't have to wear masks. Speaks to her character. Meanwhile the rest of us are sending our kids to schools with masks to try and keep our schools open.

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@vicky_dollysmom "The Lord is my German Shepherd."
"Who loves you baby?"
"Book 'em Danno!"
"Elizabeth! I'm coming to join you honey!"
"Missed it by that much." 🤏🏾
"Danger Will Robinson!"
"YOU RANGGG!"
"Kiss my grits!"
"Whatcgoo talkinbout Willis!?"
"Did I do thatttt?"
"Sa-lute!"
"Rats!"

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Although gorillas travel quadrupedally, commonly known as "knuckle-walking" they do display limited bipedal motion. A common behavior of gorillas is to "run up" or charge while loudly vocalizing, in an exaggerated display of aggression. However, 99% of these charges are bluffs 🦍

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Airport security is a joke. #BecauseMiami

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@unrulynarrator About like this...

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@JarvTGA And for some non-specific reason "non-maleficence" springs to mind.

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Microcosm of society. How often do the abled think of ramps or accessible sidewalks?

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@Jessie_theAlien The one who doesn't utter the N-word. You see my dilemma.

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@deadletterpoets I'm the oddball because once my fav character is in it, it becomes my favorite story/arc.

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@TheHoopCentral @ChrisFedor the Lakers new 52 man roster is nearly complete. Tom Brady is in trouble!

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@Ryan_Ken_Acts Have you ever heard of Surströmming? If not, consider yerself lucky.