Snappy Boomer

titillating, scintillating, often morbid tweets

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Hazy IPAs are ruining going to get beer with the bros, it is like soupy cider shit, and that’s gay for real

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Like I would understand if the locals called it Huminukiouahahapouaä

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How is Spain the English translation, why did we translate it?

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The English really pulled a Gulf of America on España

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New gameshows be like, let’s play “is this Jean-Claude Van Damme or JonBenét Ramsay?”

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It was also a woman, and I think that women should be respected

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Recovering from a joke I made about black Shakespeare that got deleted. Basically it was just a black Jew ponderously inking “to weave or not to weave”

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I haven’t been myself lately because of russian interference

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bro what’s your gear setup

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@DaveMcNamee3000

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@IAmSteveHarvey some people are Christians solely for politics and business. they care not for the Word or their brothers and sisters

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I guess he was technically just a pure thief

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Pay money to increase credibility? I’ve been paid by multiple embezzlers, at least one was arrested

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oh, the Hillary time

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In some ways, when a bitch I hated lost an election I decided to see what I wanted to see in the world before it was all over

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@Evil_Erica_lol @Mark_Cam_3 left on red

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uncircumcised peninsula

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Byron Allen for the GOP!

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Also I follow this cute wiener dog and then all the humans start dying and getting cancer, like fuck. How is the 15 year old dog doing better than you?

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I’m about to tell TikTok to fuck off because one of my replies was removed for referring to incest in a G-rated manner