Broke Homie Snaps

I draw funny faces and paint giant monsters onto skateboards for a living

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

@fauxrothko I've been trying to reach you, and this is public because you don't take DMs. Moltar was found after 8 years by the League City Animal Care & Adoption Center [phone]. They can transport him to you. They know him as "Tiny". He needs a home and I can't take him.

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

So we winding up this dumb chat room then?

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

I'm so happy my boys The Astros won! Alvarez hit the cleanest homer I've ever seen! Houston was absolutely quaking from all the celebrating last night.

But I gotta say, The Phillies played REALLY well. I was sweating bullets. Their fans aught to be proud of their team too.

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

@JesseKellyDC Do you act like this because you have 2 girl names and no chin?

[Tracking Biden From The Left @BidenTracking]

Can we get an update on this?

[mingjue helen chen @MingjueChen]

Living in a religious fascist nation is a hard fucking pill to swallow

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

@RepLizCheney Ooooooh, riiiiiight, you're still an ass hole.

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

I've heard this hackey joke about Owl City's song Fireflies that implies he wasn't hugged by the other 9000 lightening bugs. But if that were the case, why would be mention the whole? Especially when the grand total is 9,990,000 more of them. The man clearly got ten million hugs.

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

I've read multiple articles tonight claiming that Marvel Publishing has "historically denied calling the main comic universe Earth-616". But that's straight-up untrue. They use it every time there's a reality hopping story. So, the MCU can't be 616. It's 199999. Fight me, Feige.

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

@elonmusk end world hunger you coward

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

Y'all, cowboys are ass holes.

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

@tapiocasadz Hell, or Graceland. Somewhere south.

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

There's a new Elvis movie coming out. I'm hoping it becomes a smash hit, the value of velvet paintings skyrockets, Elvis impressions become the new Bortat voice, and everyone starts sounding like Johnny Bravo when they thank each other.

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

@bransonreese My Beatle is George. Great guitarist, brought eastern philosophy to the band. My serial killer is Manson, if you count him, because he spoke like an evil beatnik.

[Rich Tipple 🎨 @farfromallover]

Just a FYI, George Jetson is going to be conceived this weekend.

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

There's a funny running joke of asking ska fans if any song you hear with a horn in it is ska. It's a good one; it cracks me up. But I'm thinking we should always just say yes. The rudies could claim The Stooges

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

So close to 2022! That's one third of 6066! It's going to be about one third as metal as that year, and that's still pretty metal!

[Broke Homie Snaps @SnappyStettner]

Every year I'm reminded of the absurd irony that we in the US spend a month with Thanksgiving decorations on doors, gather our families indoors to share, over a feast on Thanksgiving day, the things we're thankful for. And then the other half of the day is spent buying stuff.