The Villain I Never Was

You can plan a pretty picnic But you can't predict the weather.

[The Villain I Never Was @Snapshot_Sammy]

They clipped my wings and told me duty was more noble than joy.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

You know how pissed off a mf had to be to make the first gun????

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m so glad i met my worst ex while i was young. that mf trained me for war

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Matilda mama really stood there and told Ms. honey “you chose books, I chose looks” 😂

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

“I feel a spark between us"
Me:

[✩ @amnahttp]

not a single bone in my body craves to be understood anymore

[≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @areeeyaaarrr]

My brain when someone’s talking about something I have zero interest in.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"I never have money"
Me when I have money:

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[micah ! @bucketszn__]

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

Me:

[Farm Girl Carrie 👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

Great, now I need a
baby water buffalo 🥰

[Essy @foxyessy]

Lol God forbid a bad bitch is at peace and in her bubble

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When he thought I was just like the other girls but I'm actually just like him

[Ashley White | Chicago Esthetician @skinclasshero]

and they’re all this color

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Funny that the government owns all the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your vehicle.

[visu 🌋 @visuzen]

does this store want me to become Shaggy

[K.P. @1kPrime]

I don’t even want friends that have 6 kids.

[$𝖊𝖝 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖙 @fcckjulius]

young dro was going crazy on shoulder lean

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

I hate when customers say "why they got ya working holidays?" Bro cuz YOU in here😭

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI."

End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories.