Cassie Cage

'Sup. Commander Cassie Cage, ready to kick ass and throw snark. Gotta make the Cages proud. It's a family thing. #MK #RP #MV

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[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

★ Indie portrayal of Cassandra Carlton Cage

★ #RP #MV

★ New to character, verse and Twitter

★ Friendly writer

★ Semi selective

★ Mirrors detail

★ Selective ships on heavy chemistry

★ Mature content warning: violence, blood, gore, foul language

★ SLs / Banter

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

@BlindTelepathic She held up her hands in a gesture that managed to seem grand, carefree, and nonchalant all at once, the grin on her features unfaltering. "No promises."

"Jacqui and Takeda?" Cass shrugged. "How should I know? But, they seem happy."

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

@BlindTelepathic "Is he? Hah," Cassie tossed her blonde ponytail over her shoulder, "I guess Sub-Zero's heart isn't as cold as he wants us to think."

She rubbed her palms with a sly grin. "I'm totally gonna tease him about it. So much for that whole stern love-gets-in-the-way speech."

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

"...Not a bad idea, actually. Any new look is better than none!"

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

< "Negotiate, huh? Obviously, no eating the workers and clients. In fact, no eating earthrealmers, period.

And no scaring them into giving you free food, either! Though the scaring part isn't something you can help, I suppose. At least pay for the food like normal people."

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

"Star client?" Cass repeated, eyebrow quirking in momentary confusion mixed with disbelief before eyes narrowed suspiciously.

"Do you mean you're, like, their new mascot?"

The blonde paused and traced her lips thoughtfully with her index finger. >

[ᅠᅠ* 𝐓𝐀͡𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐀𝄒𝓼ᅠ┈┈ᅠH𖣠PE. @SLIClNG]

〝 but ... i've already become
their star client .ᐟ
you can't do this to me ,
commander cage .ᐟ
lets negotiate .〞

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

#6 In light of recent "events" on this app, I'm going to state that I'm an adult, nearing my thirties. Due to the mature and dark themes of this game, minors are discouraged from interacting. Don't get me started on minors lying about age for lewd. I'll report and block on sight.

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

★ Rules and regulations in this unit

#1 - No drama. Zilch. Nada. Absolutely no tolerance for drama in any shape or form.

#2 - No godmodding, por favor. Let's respect each other. No fatal blows unless discussed beforehand.😅

#3 - New to character & verse. Please bear with me

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

#5 This isn't a lewd account so I won't be following lewd accounts either. Sorry, folks, nothing personal.

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

Cue the Commander rolling her eyes.

"Dude, if you want KFC that badly, just say so. I can treat you. It's not a fortune. There's no need to scare the workers to death. That's illegal, and I'd have to kick your ass for it."

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

"I'm just speaking the truth! Someone's gotta give it to you straight, dude."

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

@BlindTelepathic "Oh..." Cassie grimaced at the sound of Kano's name.

"I mean, obviously, the grandmaster's the better, saner, and less toxic choice, right? Who'd wanna date that sleazebag Kano?"

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

< A laugh escaped her at the unexpected compliment.

Cassie punched his shoulder playfully. "Aw, you think so? That's sweet, but c'mon, I'm no empress material. I've got no patience for that sort of pomp. Just because I act like a princess doesn't mean I'm a real one."

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

Cassie chuffed in amusement and nudged his shoulder playfully.

"Forgot how seriously you tend to take everything I say. Relax, Ermy. I was half-joking. Keeping you grounded all the time would be boring. See? I'm a good friend, so I'll allow you to float from time to time." >

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐂 @HarborerofSouls]

And so his clad feet hit the beige surface of Outworld’s terrain, staring at her explaining her case, giving a nod of affirmation to her complaint that seemed valid.

“My apologies, did not know it was a bad habit. I shall be more thoughtful from here on out.” —

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

< "You used sorcery to grow the plants?" Eyebrows rose in surprise.

"Guess that's one way of doing it. But...they're natural, right? How does it even work?" she questioned, genuinely curious how he'd managed to make magic flow to so many places at once. >

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

@BlindTelepathic Cassie almost choked, flustered by the unexpected question.

"Uh, uhm, not...yet? Kinda taking a break from boys after breaking up with my last one. It's not like I have a whole lotta time for dating these days."

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

Yeah, let's just...hope the next time they were reunited, those tears would be of happiness and not sorrow.

[I Am The One. @SuddenViolence]

Not even the Elder Gods could keep this family apart for long.

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

@BlindTelepathic "Jacqui's doing great," Cassie replied, sobering up and brows knitting together.

"Not too sure about Kung, though. Haven't heard from him in a while. Not since he returned to continue his training with the White Lotus. Raiden probably knows more, but he's off on god business."

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

"I know, but that doesn't excuse the haircut, dude!"

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

She'd just arrived, but she already wanted to beat a certain someone to a bloody pulp.

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

@SuddenViolence "Nah, your toe muscles obviously need some work! Have you been skipping out on your training again?" Cassie laughed, helping him up.

The blonde snickered at her father's words, the comment conjuring up a memory of an angry Sonya comparing Johnny to cheap beer, not fine wine.

[Cassie Cage @SnarkCommander]

" Dad! Think fast! " No sooner did Cassie call out to her father that she already launched herself at @SuddenViolence with a grin, determined to showcase an improved and personal version of the loving Cage side-tackle by way of greeting.