Dr. Mario

❝ ᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴀᴡᴀʏ? ᴡᴇʟʟ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴡ ᴏɴ sᴛᴏᴄᴋ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴠᴇ-ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ! ❞

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

「𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕟 ! 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕀 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕓𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖?」

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ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ — #JūbeiSnow

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

@APeachyNurse [Not at all, let’s go! ^^]

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

@Thiz5tinks — Fifteen overdue shots...” He pulls at his collar, visibly cringing from the sheer number. How does someone miss this many?!

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

@Thiz5tinks Dr. Mario pinched the bridge of his nose. It was too early for this...maybe he should’ve thought twice before skipping the painkillers.

“I-a wouldn’t be laughing if I were you. It says here you’re due for—“ The doctor’s eyes widen to the size of dinner plates. “M-Mamma mia...—

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

[Gotta draw the icon though...be back in a sec!]

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

[Welp, time to make Simon!]

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

[cue the one dr. phil vine for #SeductiveSunday ]

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

[🤔]

[Mᴀʀɪᴏ! @RenownedRed]

Stoner thoughts, with Mario:
• Is Simon Catholic, Christian, or Methodist?

• Does Dr. Mario fight others so he can have patients?

• How does Mr. G&W see? How does seeing in 2D work?

• Where do the assist trophies hang out?

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

@HeroOfBlueFlame [Happy Birthday! 🎉 Hope you have a great one today!]

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

“As-a good as I’ll ever be. Still busy as ever, though...thankfully I’ve been able to unwind a bit during the-a holidays.”

The doctor flashes a wry smile.

“P-Perhaps a bit too much.”

[Mᴀʀɪᴏ! @RenownedRed]

"Isn't that-a holy man supposed to-a stop vampires? But besides that, at least they are no-a more amongst us.. unless one of you is-a one.

How have you-a been though, Doc?"

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

@SpiritedChamp0 Well, he’s much obliged to help. About wanting to go out without the proper rest, however...That’s a matter this doctor was willing to drill the importance of with no hesitation.

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

“Oh, it-a helps alright, you wouldn’t believe how much my leftovers have lasted!”

“I’m not-a too sure...Apparently, it was a Richter that started it...but we haven’t been able to find him as of yet. But at least there hasn’t been any vampires running a-mock as of late.”

[Mᴀʀɪᴏ! @RenownedRed]

"Son of a Shine Sprite! Well, I should-a label my food more often.. And vampire outbreak? How-a scary! Did that issue get resolved? No one is sucking this italian man's Ragú Sauce-a!"

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

“It wasn’t there when I-a went to get a snack, so I’d assume so...And yes, you did miss a few things. Like a vampire outbreak, for instance.”

[Mᴀʀɪᴏ! @RenownedRed]

"Did-a I miss anything, while I was gone?
Any day-a saving needed done, Manor managing met, ravioli eaten? Wait.. did-a anybody eat my ravioli?!"

[Link @HandOfCourage]

@SnarkDegree

I'm fascinated by your capability to do so many jobs and still have time for Smash. And you're quite good at all of them, from what I can tell. It's impressive.

[｢#18｣ Dr. Mario @PillPlumber]

@SnarkDegree
"Well, obviously I hope my alternates are-a lucky enough to find Principescas of their own! But-a failing that... perhaps we might find-a chemistry with a female Wii Fit Trainer... or any of the other lovely ladies here in-a Smash or back home?"

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

@HeroFrom200X [Yup!]

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

[Hmm...Old muse is coming back...If I brought my Phoenix into the smash verse, would people bat an eye?]

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

[Thanks, I appreciate it.

And I gravitate towards the snarky characters. There’s something so entertaining about them tbh.]

[Dr. Mario @SnarkDegree]

[On second thought, I’ll just remake him. I’ve been meaning to use trilogy phoenix for a while now.]