Snark O'The Day

Snark amuses me. I'm not miserable or mean, but if you are, you're not going to like this.

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If you went to PT school or chiropractic school or got any old PhD, calling yourself a "doctor" is indeed convenient but misleading.

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A running skirt is a sign that you've given up on life.

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Posting shirtless pictures of yourself online proves nothing about "health" or how "real food works" or any such foolishness.

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Some days, I just want to send letter bombs. Except I don't know most of the right addresses.

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All the sauerkraut in the world can't save you from being a miserable person.

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If I see one more claim of "turbocharging fat loss" or "supercharging fat burning" from the Paleo crowd, I'm going to throw up.

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Some days, the unbelievable idiocy of humanity really gets me down.

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Alas, this is not parody. http://t.co/KEcvwkOR1w

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My horoscope: in the coming months, your social media feed will be polluted with nonstop chatter about competitive exercising.

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@NaughtyAccount Isn't that already an established fact? ;)

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The correlation between scuzzy neighborhoods and the pervasive presence of MMA decals on cars is >0.90.

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@EclecticKitchen @amykrd @keithnorris Some people will do anything to be in the spotlight. #dysfunction

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@SkylerTanner @cliftonharski More importantly, why is Clif only wearing a shirt?

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Pop quiz: if you've only written one book, how can you be a 10-time best seller? #spin #selfpromotion #lyingfordollars

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I love overhearing emaciated veg*ns talk condescendingly about meat-eaters.

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The louder you crow about how awesome you are, the farther I walk away.

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Aww, shoot... here we go again. Is there really nothing more interesting to talk about in this world? http://t.co/wB1g1HE3

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It discourages me to see so many utterly miserable "successful" people.

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When I discover how crappy someone is, it makes me happy... because now I know who not to associate with.

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America is totally barbaric for not having health care for its citizens. Europe is totally barbaric for charging money to use the bathroom.