TealiciousSnark

I appreciate satire and speak sarcasm well enough but I'm quite fluent in profanity. 😇😇

[sen @aemondfilms]

grrm was really cooking up premium dunkaerion enemies to lovers slow burn hurt no comfort angst yaoi

[janelle★ @kyuujuuhachi]

saw a ship I dislike so I muted the keywords, blocked, scrolled away. it's actually quite easy, it only takes a few minutes 😭

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

it's always dry ass subfandoms making shit up (who tf calls aerion a feminist? 🤣) like how we only like aerion bc actor is hot? as if none of us have deadass pointed out ad nauseam tht we think aerion is evil af but pretty so we want him railed & humiliated for shits & giggles.

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@aemondfilms even crazier when you notice that the glass is also bigger than finn's face 😭

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@bryghtflames thank you. i rlly appreciate it 🫂 ❤️ i was thinking of getting back to writing not for tht ship but for dnkrn and vlaern but things exploded in the tl and im like having bad deja vu.

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

this is exactly wht happened to me whn i used to write mcu!winteriron fics. 😔 kept commenting how stupid i was for writing for my ship & tht i should kms then went on to say i should write for their superior & canon ships so i'll get more readers. they did this to all of my fics

[ser duncan’s evil labubu @bryghtflames]

@sorvetedremora honestly like it’s fine to be sad in private or mention it in passage, but it comes across as super entitled to demand writers (& artists) of other ship to cater to you and spew hate towards their ship 😭 it will accomplish NOTHING but make folks dislike your ship

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@MaxloreMagnus @LAM26719613 but there are less pretty targs? baelor the blessed was skeletor w/ a nice smile, daeron ii was average looking & aerys I was a long faced, beanpole. point is, based on aerion's description, he could've had dark hair & eyes frm his dornish mama's side & he'd still be pretty. 😭

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@LAM26719613 thank you! i'd like that too 🙌

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@LAM26719613 I'm sorry too. english isn't my first language either. i didn't mean to sound like I'm mad i just don't know how i can explain it better.

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

this is literally fem!aerion getting ready for the targ's Halloween party and she's going as her papa Maekar's younger self complete with the iconic bob and bangs 😊

[b @wwxwashere]

tell me a fictional character that would apply eyeliner like this

[🦊 @foxv000]

i hope ppl know that turning fandoms into negative spaces where everyone is openly making fun of content they dont like discourages All creators from posting, not just the ones you dont like. nobody wants to be picked apart over something thats supposed to be a fun labor of love

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

i always thought aerion's death wasn't bc of his madness or an accident but a political move. a lot of fans forget tht aerion was literally drunk, so deep in his cups when he drank wildfire. plus the fact tht wildfire was conveniently on hand while he was w/ his "friends"?

[Bree 🗡️🔥 (in my dunkaerion era) @persephoneggsy]

dunk thinking maekar HATES his ass and with good reason -- he's a commoner, he's dumb, he 'sullied' his fave son aerion, is corrupting another with his ideas of 'maybe poor people are people too' (egg)

so he's terrified of maekar. but actually. maekar fucking adores him (1/3)

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@nominflirts pretty sure that in the books, aerion's the only one dunk explicitly called beautiful & described painstakingly. others were just comely, handsome or pretty. evn said tht aerion looked resplendent while committing acts of violence. wdym there's nothing for us to work with? 😭

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@bryghtflames thank you❤️ i still see comments frm readers who liked them. i'm embarrassed tht i couldn't reply to them bc i don't have the heart to say tht i'm scared to write more bc of wht happened. it's just sad tht im seeing this happen to another ship tht made me want to write again.

[mia 🩷 aerion's parole officer @dunkaerions]

if your other ships are so superior, why aren’t you out there writing fic or making art for it? it’s always the loudest people who contribute nothing, just whining online instead of actually enjoying what they claim to love.

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@batboysagogo @balletquartet you're right! i just remembered Bronn told Tyron in ASOS that there's a pot shop in FB known for it😭

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@cruelified he's also dornish and we have arianne martell so idk, maybe aerianne (?) or if we're strictly targ, likely aerea or aeryn.

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@balletquartet *in that

[TealiciousSnark @SnarkTealicious]

@balletquartet trigger warning!!!

it's even worse when we think about how that head could've been added in a bowl of brown when Dunk & his friends broke into the pot shop and tossed the head that kettle. like, flea bottom's bowl of brown has always been described having questionable meat. 😭