Snarky Turkey

Lightning thoughts that and occasionally good quality

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[Snarky Turkey @Snark_Turkey]

@nuttyrat Lt. Tofurk3y, Red shirt first class reporting in o7

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@nuttyrat Woooooo, the most worthy of reasons!

[Twitch CykloneJack @cykl0ne]

That man that cant sleep looks weary and worn and tired but smiles anyway and checks on others? Hes fighting demons daily just to keep existing.. and if you ever ask him hell say. "Im alright" im here to tell you hes not alright. mens mental health is a joke right now.

[nuttyrat @nuttyrat]

@GLedouxVoiceovr Even @Snark_Turkey is here!

[Snarky Turkey @Snark_Turkey]

@AlexBizzar Rest well little buddy, sorry for your loss Alex. Little buddies like that are missed hard but the memories we keep in their passing are the best.

[Snarky Turkey @Snark_Turkey]

@nuttyrat *Eye of the Tiger starts playing* you got this buddy!

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You know you're accepting the isolation when you break a wine glass and think "That's okay, there's still enough glasses for one" #thatjusthappend

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@AlexBizzar I should have known you would make this about Tito's. They really need to sponsor you! :D

[Snarky Turkey @Snark_Turkey]

Returned all my cans and bottles... Made $47.50. No one do the math. #richAF

[Snarky Turkey @Snark_Turkey]

I finally had to admit to myself that I've gained some weight. It's not much but I no longer run... I scurry.

[Snarky Turkey @Snark_Turkey]

I had an idea, #AmongUsMod called "Harvey". Two killers but one is actually crew without tasks. The other is invisible with a short cool down. Twist: only the other killer can see the invisble one and you use proximity chat. Balance: Harvey has bloody footprints after each kill.

[Snarky Turkey @Snark_Turkey]

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[Snarky Turkey @Snark_Turkey]

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@SCMeltedSG @nuttyrat Dam... You've discovered my secret. I stream from the shower....

[Snarky Turkey @Snark_Turkey]

Well, head set just broke. Snapped in twain (love that word), any suggestions on a decent replacement? #thatjusthappend

[Starwolfe @StarwolfeTwitch]

Time for the Charity PVP Event in Stream Raiders!! For every match a captain wins, they'll donate $1 to a charity of our choosing. Today, we're helping St. Judes! It's Sneak Time! https://t.co/svQwgRblXX @MechsUnited @TheBombadilShow @ladywolfe143 @sneakenergy @StreamRaiders

[Snarky Turkey @Snark_Turkey]

And you didn't even have to take classes!