Snarkhilda Recapulet

Snarkhilda tweets about whatever is on her mind. Don't be on her mind, if you know what's good for you.

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Kat. Producer's pick for more Brooklyn-Charity drama. #AlyWasRobbed #thebachelor

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Ariel striding into her date like.... #TheBachelor

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Jess is exactly right about not begging for attention or for someone to want her, but she went about it all the wrong way by saying, essentially, where is my one-on-one over and over again. #TheBachelor

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I literally just yelled at the TV that Zach and Jess have that fur throw backwards. #FurGoesOnTheOUTSIDE
#TheBachelor

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@ljdilullo2 I think her sense of humor goes well with his, which is HUGE in a lasting relationship.

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Love Gabi's earrings, especially with that green coat. #Classy #TheBachelor

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"I would like to make a cheers..." Oh, Zach. I'm surprised they didn't make you retape that one, especially since you didn't use the work "like" even once. #TheBachelor

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Apparently Ancient Estonian Culture mimics the Plains Indians methodology of healing medicine. #TheBachelor #CleansingWithSage #BeatsDrum

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We all need a friend who will defend us like Brooklyn does for Charity. #TheBachelor

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OMG is that Rickety Cricket passing out booze in Estonia? #IASIP #TheBachelor

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Oh my how did Zach win against a much older Estonian man in the dubious sport of wife-carrying? #TheBachelor #TwentySomethingvsSixtySomething

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Aly for the winning comment so far. Everyone wanted to steal Zach but no one was rude enough to do it in front of Charity. #TheBachelor

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How many of these girls could find Estonia on a map before going there? And how many could find Estonia on a map AFTER going there? #TheBachelor #MaybeTwo

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How does Zach's hair stay so dry while he is taking a @seanlowe09 approved shower? #TheBachelor

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Madisen will at least get to pick the best seat on the Reject Van. #TheBachelor

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Positive tweet: Greer is not overly made up, which is unusual for this show. #TheBachelor

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@shyingflutters That just sounds like Sunday brunch to me.

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Okay....what if I'm open and honest about my feelings but not my emotions? Does that disqualify me from the open bar? #TheBachelor

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Same dress in different colors? Amateurs. There were three girls wearing the same dress as me at my senior prom! #TheBachelor

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"How do you get so many beautiful people on one room?" Tell them they will be on TV and can have all the alcohol they can(not) handle. #TheBachelor